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Promising an abs workout that'll leave you lifeless and a workout that will spark your interest in fitness training once again, Jukari fitness is the brand new workout experience designed for women and fuses the creative and artistic world of Cirque du Soleil with the fitness expertise of Reebok.
Gilles Marini rocked the house on March 30, 2009 on Dancing with the Stars and scored himself a perfect 30. Gilles Marini and partner Cheryl Burke danced the Argentine Tango and man, I'm pretty sure that every woman in that room wishes she were in his arms.
The man can move, and proved last night that sex literally oozes from ever freakin' pore on Gilles Marini's body.
Post Title → Gilles Marini Does the Argentine Tango
Keri Hilson, whom you probably know as the girl voice in Timbaland's "The Way I Are," has her own album coming out soon and here she is performing with Lil Wayne. At about 3:10, Keri Hilson says, "Let me tell y'all something..."
Keri Hilson then lifts Lil Wayne's shirt and says "Ain't a damn thing little about this Wayne." Wow, clever... except for the fact that he's 5'6". Yes, yes, I know she's inferring that he's a human tripod.
Nevertheless, it's obvious that Keri Hilson will do whatever it takes to make it big, and more power to her. Hopefully, her music is actually good, but she really needs to step up that weave (see above). In a Perfect World is set for release on March 31, 2009 (today).
After being photographed in London with some really dark and thick earwax, Zac Efron was showered with Q-Tips the next time he was seen out in public. This should serve as a lesson to Zac Efron and every other celeb that thinks it's okay not to be perfect. We will find you, we will catch you and we will show the world your imperfections.
I kinda feel bad for Zac Efron; he's so used to being a big-time heartthrob that it must be killing him when chicks think of him as nothing more than a ball of wax.
Dennis Rodman was fired from The Celebrity Apprentice on March 29, 2009. I know that you haven't watched Donald Trump's show since the second season of the show, but the boardroom part of the show was pretty brutal last night.
Jesse James, Brian McKnight, Clint Black and everyone else in the room agreed that Dennis Rodman was an alcoholic and needed help. I mean, Joan Rivers can't even move her face and I could tell she was saddened by what was transpiring.
Dennis Rodman began telling everyone what a great basketball player he was, which made the situation even sadder. My fear now is that Dennis Rodman is going to end his life (he already tried once before).
Post Title → Dennis Rodman's Celebrity Apprentice Intervention
Here he is, Zac Efron, in all his shirtless glory. Yes I know we're a bit slow on the take, but hey, we got you Zac Efron without his shirt, so a little appreciation would be nice.
Zac Efron is busy promoting his new movie 17 Again, a movie that has been done about 100 times before. And who knew that a young Chandler ends up looking like Zac Efron?!?
Anyway, Zac Efron has a sweet 6-pack that we can all salivate over, so let's do that.
Robert Pattinson came to his own defense after reports (yes, we're guilty) surfaced that the Twilight star didn't shower and walked around with a funk. Robert Pattinson told reporters that, "I also do shower," after being told that the same rumors went around about Zac Efron.
Robert Pattinson also said that his ideal male costar would be Benicio del Toro and was told about Ryan Reynolds' man crush on him. Robert Pattinson was incredibly flattered.
As well as all that, Robert Pattinson also admitted that he looks himself up on the internet and only reads up on the negative stuff written about him. "I only look at the negative stuff. I just want to know whoever’s saying negative stuff, and I just want to remember their names. I write it all down in my little black book." LadyThrills.com takes everything back, Robert. Everything.
Post Title → Robert Pattinson Reads Gossip About Himself
John Mayerhas taken ashore on his 4-day Mayercraft cruise. Last time he dressed up in Borat's swimsuit, this time John Mayer dressed up like he's on he set of Love Boat: What Really Happened.
John Mayer admits that he's going through a juvenile phase that includes dressing like his favorite song is "YMCA," and Twittering about 75 times a day, but hopes that one day, he grows up and becomes a man.
What do I think? Great legs, John... who does your waxing?
Rihanna has been seen partying a lot lately. I'm guessing her PR people are making her put herself out there to show the world that a) she's okay and b) Chris Brown is just a distant memory.
So while she's out partying, Rihanna is also enjoying some alcoholic beverages, and with alcoholic beverages comes a little something called "gusto." And Rihanna was all about gusto at Deluxe on Thursday March 26, 2009, when she was whining and grinding all over Frankie Delgado. Who is Frankie Delgado? He stars in Bromance with Brody Jenner. That's right, he's a nobody. But a nobody who's getting a lap dance from Rihanna.
As Destiny Child's "Bugaboo" played on the speakers, Rihanna showed Frankie Delgado her sexy moves and showed onlookers how over Chris Brown she really is. More power to her.
Post Title → Rihanna Gives Frankie Delgado a Lap Dance
Because Paris Hilton is about as relevant as dust, she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt thought it would be good for publicity if they started a nightclub brawl on Friday March 27, 2009. How did Paris Hilton pull it off? Well...
First, Paris Hilton went to the DJ at 3 a.m. and asked him to stop playing techno music and play something else... something she could dance like a big skank to. A bodyguard near the DJ pushed Paris Hilton out of the way and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt had a conniption. A fiasco ensued.
The outcome? Cops were called, no one was charged, Paris Hilton wasn't hurt but her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt ended up with a bloody lip. And herpes.
I never thought that I would see the day when Barack Obama pulled a George W. Bush, but here it is.
Barack Obama tells his audience that he has traveled to every state, all 57 of them, but his people wouldn't allow him to go to Hawaii and Alaska. Ouch! He must be confusing the U.S. with Heinz's 57 varieties of food products. It's an honest, and most forgivable, mistake.
Poor Barack Obama, any time he makes a mistake like saying that there are 57 states, we're going to tell him he pulled a Dubya. So then, shouldn't I be saying, poor Dubya? Hmm, food for thought.
During an interview on live TV, a girl named Nikki faints. That's nothing unusual considering we tend to see people fainting on live TV every now and then. What is bizarre is that Nikki seems to have no idea that she's fainting.
As well, the guy next to her watches her fall and just stands there, stunned at what he's seeing. Then when you cut to the studio, they're all tripping out over what has happened to Nikki. As though fainting is so weird and needs prayer.
Actress Eliza Dushku is dating basketball star Rick Fox. You may know Eliza Dushku from her new TV show Dollhouse (or not) and you might know Rick Fox as the ex-husband of actress Vanessa Williams.
Apparently, the new couple met at LIV nightclub in Miami on Wednesday and have bee swapping spit ever since. Yes, Rick Fox towers over Eliza Dushku when they are upright, but really, does that even matter?
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - that's Denny Duquette to those of you who only know him by his Grey's Anatomy name, and The Comedian for those of you who only know him by his Watchmen name - is the father to a 4-year-old boy.
That is not what makes this story bizarre... it's the fact that, up until a few weeks ago, Jeffrey Dean Morgan had no idea he was a dad. Sherrie Rose, an actress and model revealed to US magazine that her son was actually fathered by Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yup, that's how he found out.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan has since met the tyke and will hopefully become a staple in the boy's life. Wow, I guess that Jeffrey Dean Morgan is a bad breaker-upper and never contacts his exes.
Glenn Feron is a touch up genius and has photoshopped such famous faces as Vivica Fox, Alicia Keys, Eva Longoria and many more. And now he has been kind enough to post up a handful of of his pictures so that the world could see that perfection is just impossible. Especially after the standards that Photoshop has created.
Glenn Feron is likely going to piss off plenty of celebrities but sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do to get onto the blogs. Right?
Post Title → Photoshopped Celebrity Pics Before and After
Rumors are swirling that Mariah Carey is pregnant with a baby girl, which would make sense because it looks like she has gained weight recently. Mariah Carey was spotted buying thousands of dollars worth of furniture.
Add to that the fact that Mariah Carey has offered $125 million for a mansion in Holmby Hills, and there is no doubt that Mariah Carey is with child. Oooh, Ellen DeGeneres is going to be pissed!
There's a good chance that the nannies will raise Mariah Carey's kid, but at least she will finally get to join the celebrity baby trend because that is what it's all about, after all.
Post Title → Is Mariah Carey Pregnant?
Adam Lambert killed it yesterday... not only did he sing the crap out of Smokey Robinson's "The Tracks of my Tears," but he also looked incredibly handsome. Gay or not, this boy has won everyone's heart across America.
The judges were freaking out like crazy, and Adam Lambert obviously knew that he was going to nail that performance. Some might say he looked like Elvis last night with his greased back hair, but I thought that Adam Lambert looked more like Chris Isaak.
No matter who he looked like, Adam Lambert blew away the audience - he got a standing ovation from the crowd and the judges.
After all the turmoil that Rihanna has experienced, she decided that getting a tattoo of a gun on her body would be a phenomenal idea. So Rihanna experimented at first, and had the tattoo artist draw two guns on either shoulder.
Rihanna quickly realized that her body and face would be a hard sell for advertisers (CoverGirl and the like), so she got the gun tattoo on her ribcage, where she would have to lift her arm for others to see it.
Hopefully, Rihanna doesn't start inking her body all over as a therapeutic way of getting over Chris Brown.
Post Title → Rihanna Gets a Gun Tattoo
Pharrell Williams begged a couple of McDonald's employees for a Big Mac, and even broke into song and dance for it, but the chicks behind the counter just weren't having it and told him that breakfast was being served instead.
When Pharrell Williams realized he just wasn't going to sweet talk his way into a Big Mac, he started dancing for a Filet o' Fish, but, again, the ladies behind the cash just kept stirring their coffee in that Paris airport and said, "No Monsieur, only zee breakfast is being zerved."
Poor Pharrell, they probably didn't even know who he was. That's gotta hurt. But he was probably too high to feel it.
Post Title → Pharrell Williams Begs For a Big Mac
I always thought that Kim Kardashian was gorgeous - no, I'm serious. She is stunningly beautiful. And this before and after Photoshop picture proves it.
Kim Kardashian posed for Complex magazine and they touched up the picture of her, but if you look closely, they didn't touch a stitch of her perfect face. Yes, they slimmed down her thighs a touch and evened out her complexion and skin tone, but other than that, Kim Kardashian must be a Photoshop editor's dream.
So, now do you believe me that Kim Kardashian is beautiful?
You can actually tell just by looking at him, but costars on the set of Robert Pattinson's upcoming movie New Moon have confirmed it: Robert Pattinson does not shower and stinks to high hell.
It's true, one person on the set revealed: "[Robert Pattinson] stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks." I know... that's turning you on. You disgust me.
Robert Pattinson himself has admitted that he is repelled by showers: "I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever."
So for all you ladies (and men) out there who think that Robert Pattinson is the new sex, the boy surely has some terrible stench coming from the inside of his jeans. Enjoy.
Because there is no point in critiquing Britney Spears on her vocal talents during her concerts, critics are instead focusing on what's being called her "jelly belly." Worse yet, other are calling Britney Spears "Bulky Spears." Ouch.
Of course, as you can imagine, Britney Spears is now starving herself and looking into liposuction to remedy the problem, but I think I know what's really going on here...
Because Britney Spears has turned normal on us, bloggers and entertainment news sites are trying to bring back the crazy girl by poking and prodding her where it hurts. They figure that if they keep on throwing insults at her, perhaps eventually she'll grab an umbrella and attack someone before taking a razor to her mane. And who knows, she might even dangle one of her kids off a balcony... bad bloggers, bad.
I wouldn't be surprised if this were true because John Mayer, like Ashton Kutcher, does seem obsessed withTwitter. Well, that's the reason "they" are saying that Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer (and not the other way around).
I could just imagine that conversation between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer:
"John, either you stop Twatting or it's over." "Hey, I'm still waiting on the world to change and Twatting is helping me do that." [With tears in her eyes] "John, it's obvious you love Twatting more than me, so it is soooo over." "You know what, Jennifer? Maybe if you could stop being so insecure and just let go of Brad Pitt, things would be so much better between us. Oh! That would make an awesome Twat." "I'm gone, John. You are so uncool."
It's all over the Internet; Justin Timberlake and Ciara's duet entitled "Love Sex Magic" is going to be smoking up the music charts before long.
Keep in mind that Justin Timberlake and Ciara are two of the best dancers in music today so just check out the amazing video that is chock full of sex. Justin Timberlake seems to be taking over hip-hop of late and I'm not complaining. What do you think of "Love Sex Magic"?
She kissed a girl and I'm guessing she didn't like it that much because Katy Perry is dating her admitted crush, Josh Groban. And although I always picture Josh Groban with pointy ears and webbed feet as a character in Lord of the Rings, the boy is actually pretty funny and has a great voice.
Katy Perry once told The Sun that Josh Groban was her celebrity crush and, although she swore off men for a life of celibacy, it looks like this little hobbit worked his magic to get into her kingdom. Or is queendom? Wah, wah, wah... I know, terrible joke.
This weekend, while Ashton Kutcherand Demi Moore were getting ready for Bruce Willis' wedding, Ashton Kutcher was watching as his wife was steaming his suit in a white bikini and couldn't resist but to take a picture and put it up on Twitter.
Ashton Kutcher also wrote: "Watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a white bikini. I love God!" I get the feeling that Ashton Kutcher either a) has too much time on his hands, or; b) wants to milk his marriage for as much publicity as he can possibly conjure up.
Either way, I'm guessing Demi Moore will be giddy with excitement over the published pic because she still looks hot even though she's getting on in age. What do you think of the pic? Hot or not?
Post Title → Demi Moore Butt Shot Posted by Ashton on Twitter
Finally! Harrison Ford has asked Calista Flockhart to marry him. The couple has been dating since 2001, so I'm guessing Harrison Ford now agrees that Calista Flockhart isn't in it for the money.
For some reason, though, every time I imagine these two getting it on, I am compelled to take a shower with carbolic soap. Nevertheless, Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford are one of the few celebrity couples who have managed to steer clear of the pappos and live a relatively normal life.
Harrison Ford is 66, and Calista Flockhart is 44, and he apparently proposed on Valentine's Day weekend, but who knows if this wedding will actually happen. I get the feeling that Harrison isn't exactly gung ho on getting hitched. But he will need someone to take care of him soon, so...
Post Title → Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford are Engaged
Not to be outdone by ex-wife Demi Moore, Bruce Willis decided to marry a woman almost half his age. Bruce Willis, 54, married Emma Heming, 32, on Saturday March 21, 2009, and no one really paid attention.
Bruce Willis isn't really a headline maker, and his new wife, Emma Heming, doesn't exaclty possess any star power. So the pair got married in Turks & Caicos and Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, and Bruce and Demi's kids were there for the nuptials.
Personally, I think that Bruce Willis is a cool dude, but even he has to know that marrying a woman almost half his age and who looks like Emmanuelle Chriqui is going to end well for him.
Post Title → Bruce Willis Marries Emma Heming
A PSA has begun airing in which a depiction of the beating Rihanna got from Chris Brown is the focus. And if you take a look at the video, which I don't think any kid should see, you'll notice that Rihanna took a serious hitting from Chris Brown.
I can understand that Rihanna hit Chris Brown first and he likely saw red, but you'd think that at some point during the ass-whooping, he would've realized that he was giving the beat down to a chick and that she's biologically weaker than him. But no, Chris Brown took it to its full length and made sure that Rihanna felt the pain of his wrath.
It's a great thing that Rihanna left Chris Brown because if she didn't, you know that it would happen again.
Post Title → PSA Shows Rihanna's Painful Beating
Vivica Fox is attractive; even after all the plastic surgery. But sometimes it's hard to look at her, and with a hairline that goes as far back as the middle of her skull, it's getting even harder.
Vivica Fox must have burnt her hair off at some point during one of her "under the knife" events, because you just can't tell where her hairline starts and her forehead ends.
Vivica Fox will likely never star in a movie again, mostly because she's a self-absorbed diva, but the fact that she's going bald like a guy doesn't help either.
Post Title → Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Vivica Fox Hairline
Ah, Clive Owen. What a piece of work that man is. Granted, he doesn't make the most genius decisions when it comes to movies, but he is such a pleasure to watch. I could watch Beyond Borders and Closer hundreds of times without blinking.
Anyway, Clive Owen graces the cover and inside pages of GQ UK, and wow, does he ever photograph well. I'm guessing that his new movie with Julia Roberts called Duplicity probably isn't as great as the trailer makes it look, but you can bet your ass I'll go see it.
Okay, Fred Durst has not been relevant since he did it all for the nookie, and even then, he wasn't all that big a deal. But the little rat has climbed out from his hole and, in an effort to get back in the news, he decided to talk about his most famous conquest: Britney Spears.
What he said was irrelevnat really - it was hard dating someone so incredibly famous, yada, yada, yada. So why am I writing about Fred Durst?
Because I can't believe what the hell happened to him! There was a popular story about Fred Durst meeting John Travolta only to discover that Travolta was a raging a homosexual and wanted Fred Durst to do sexytimes with him, but now, it seems, Fred Durst is actually looking like Travolta somewhat.
And this is not to imply that Fred Durst was ever hot - but damn! He went from young and short to bald and fat. And still short.
The girls of The View: Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd, are demanding huge pay raises from Barbara Walters because the show is a huge success and they want a piece of the pie.
According to the show's producers, The View's viewership is up to 4.2 million from 2.5 million just a year ago. They say it's thanks, in part, to Barbara Walters' decision to increase the time for the Hot Topics segments, where all the ladies are free to argue to their hearts' content.
So now the ladies of The View are demanding several million dollars in pay raises and I, for one, thing they should get it because, let's face it; if Barbara Walters left the show, no one would care. But if Elisabeth Hasselbeck of Joy Behar left, we'd feel the emptiness.
American Idol's Adam Lambert had crazy fans well before he joined American Idol. During a performance of his song "Kiss and Tell," you can hear women screaming in the background (or is it guys?) as he gyrates and dances to the song.
It's easy to tell that it's Adam Lambert despite the terrible quality of the video. He still looks god and seems to have the same hairstyle. And the boy has got some moves. I hope he starts dancing on American Idol because I was impressed by what I saw.
Barack Obama made history by appearing on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on March 19, 2009, and, although Barack Obama is very engaging and entertaining, shouldn't his time be spent fixing the US's problems rather than shmoozing with the Hollywood elite?
It is definitely a smart move for Barack Obama to address the younger crowd with his plans, but the younger generation is paying attention either way because, after the Dubya fiasco, everyone wants to make sure that doesn't happen again. Perhaps he went to The Tonight Show because no one is watching Meet The Press.
Barack Obama made a comment that he bowls like he's from the Special Olympics and, as you have already guessed, the Special Olympics Federation is up in arms freaking out over that comment. They're probably going to sue and he'll be impeached.
Hockey is boring, I admit, but there are many women I know who die for the sport. I'm guessing that because hockey players no longer look like balding stinkers with no teeth and broken noses that women are beginning to notice some hotties on the ice.
At a Florida Panthers game on March 19, 2009, a Florida Panthers drunken female fan decided that baring her store bought breasts was a phenomenal idea. She even told the guy next to her that she was about to do it, and made sure to rub her nipples so they could be nice and firm for the camera.
And the camera guy surely knew she was about to flash her silicone but stayed on her and let the world see what a couple of beers and fake breasts can do to a woman. One small step forward for man, a helluva lot of steps back for the ladies.
Ah, there goes Joe Jonas' squeaky clean reputation. It seems that he didn't want Miley Cyrus to feel too badly about her racist photo, so he decided to make one of his own and further aggravate the Asian community.
Joe Jonas is caught posing in a picture with his fingers pulling his eyes either way, mocking Asians. Way to go, Joe Jonas, you rock! Now, if only you could write a hit song about it.
Joe Jonas making slanted eyes at the camera might just spell the end of his career. Yes, I'm kidding. All the maniacal tween fans will come to his defense: "He was trying to stop the tears from falling from his eyes because he's soooo sensitive."
So this is it; we're about to lose Jake Gyllenhaalforever. It seems he andReese Witherspoon are engaged to be married because people caught her wearing the engagement ring. Once Reese Witherspoon noticed that everyone noticed the engagement ring that Jake Gyllenhaal gave her, she took it off and didn't wear it again.
I don't know why Reese Witherspoon is being so mysterious about her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. I mean, if he were mine, I'd shout it out from the freakin' rooftops, ya know?
But alas, she's a damn celebrity with children and would likely prefer the privacy of a good relationship than the demise of a public one. Nevertheless, congrats goes out to both of them, and I suppose we won't be using that voodoo doll of Reese, even though we called dibs on Jake ages ago.
Jewel finally explains to the world why she hasn't fixed her stalagmite teeth to the world via Jimmy Kimmel. Jewel starts of by telling everyone that she embraces her flaws, but then goes on to make us crack up by showing us exactly what those sharp teeth of hers can do.
And yes, Jewel can use those teeth to save lives, and she never plans on getting them fixed.
Because Eddie Cibrian decided he would be stupid enough to deny the US Weekly story about him and LeAnn Rimes getting it on in a restaurant, US Weekly decided to give him a little shoe-in-mouth flavor by releasing the video of Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes making out.
When you watch the video, the kiss occurs at about 1:38, and it's pretty undeniable that the two are using tongue and everything. I don't think Eddie Cibrian realizes who he's messing with since he likely isn't used to media exposure in this way.
So now Eddie Cibrian's marriage to Brandi Glanville is likely over and he won't be seeing those 2 kids of his very often. And whatever money he has made off of soaps and TV movies of the week is no longer his. Welcome to the wonderful world of infidelity. Was it worth it?
Celebrities hopped on the Twitter bandwagon, which is what made it so spectacular for the rest of us. Watching as the likes of MC Hammer, Condoleeza Rice and other well-known public figures told us what was going on in their day, made us feel that much closer to them.
And so, because some of these celebrities are hard to find, due to the fact that so many losers think it's cool to impersonate them, I give you the Top 10 Celebrity Twitters. Twitterers. Tweeters. Or something like that.
Yes, Ashton Kutcher is actualy quite intelligent and pretty profound at times, but he's been discussing God a little too much lately, which worries me. Celebrities are only allowed to thank God on a stage when winning award, they're not allowed to have full on discussions about Him. Gosh!
Yes, Christopher Walken is that creepy guy who talks funny and asked for more cowbell on Saturday Night Live, but his Tweets are hilarious, albeit they make for some good horror movie premises. For a little taste of what Christopher Walken has to offer, I give you this: "I claim to be frightened of horses but do so only to get out of attending parades. It's peculiar but has served me well. The horses get it."
Diddy is annoying at best, yes, but he does have some redeeming qualities when he's not busy jerking off to himself. He spends most of his Twitter time promoting things he's about to do and bigging up his artists. Which isn't such a bad thing.
To be quite honest, I was not very familiar with Wil Wheaton until I joined Twitter (he's best known for his role in Star Trek: The Next Generation). But man, this boy is freakin' hilarious! And if this is any help, he's a big fan of Guinness beer. That, and, well, more Guinness. "You know what goes well with Guinness? Another Guinness."
Jimmy Fallon has been Twittering like crazy ever since he took over for Conan at Late Night, and he's a better man for it. He gets feedback from his followers immediately and can make improvements to the show thanks to their comments. He even tries to make the show somewhat interactive - when he had Tracy Morgan on, he told his followers: "We're gonna do a 'shared experience' tonight. So see if you can get a Snuggie, A Super Sour Warhead, and a bird call." Hilarious!
Okay, so she's not shaving her head and attacking pappos with umbrellas anymore, but I'm sure if you keep following her, eventually Britney Spears will Twitter herself into a rage once again. Just kidding, of course. But Twitter does show you a softer, more maternal side of Britney though: "Spending a rainy day with my boys watching movies. They are really into Kung Fu Panda and Madagascar 2." Come on, you can just about hear the rage in her voice...
John Mayer is the biggest sellout, so following him on Twitter is a given. The guy really reveals everything about his life and, although you can tell he is quite intelligent via his articulation, he does sometimes make me laugh with some inane Tweets: "BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS: I was sitting with my legs crossed for too long and my penis fell asleep." Wrong on so many levels, he is.
He may not update as often as I'd like, but when Larry David does Tweet, he offers up some profound things to think about: "If I say I'm going to go for a run, but instead play golf and ride in a cart, does that still count as exercise?" You do the math.
Stephen Colbert is hilarious on his show, and his one liners on Twitter are even funnier. Not only does he manage to keep you wanting more with every Tweet, but he can make you laugh with a 6-word update. Best one so far? "A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel? Make up your mind, we're at war."
Tina Fey is, far and away, the funniest Twitter user in the history of man; it's no wonder she's a comedy writer. This woman can turn something as simple as corn into an object of hilarity: "I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore." If you're not following her yet, start right now; you won't regret it!
Post Title → Top 10 Celebrity Twitterers
If this is true thenJohn Mayer is a bigger asswipe than I first imagined. It seems John Mayer is set to make $10 million for a tell-all book in which he reveal the intimate details of his relationship with Jennifer Aniston.
One of the big chapters would include the time that Jennifer Aniston called John Mayer "Brad" in bed. To be quite honest, after you've had Brad Pitt, there really is nowhere to go but down. And John Mayer is pretty low on the scale, even though he is great in bed from what most women say.
Besides that, John Mayer will reveal Jennifer Aniston's fitness regime, which, word has it, is incredibly fierce, her temper tantrums and, of course, their crazy sex play.
I'm not sure how lengthy such a book would be, but I imagine John Mayer would sprinkle in some chapters devoted to Jessica Simpson and any other semi-famous chick he's managed to play wonderland with.
John Mayer's people deny the story, but after John Mayer revealed everything about their first breakup to TMZ for free, I imagine he'd jump at the chance to bag $10 mil to tell all.
Some might think that Rihanna is going to leave Chris Brown because she is finally seeing the light, but the truth of the matter is that if Rihanna wants to have a music career, she's going to have to dump Chris Brown for good.
For some reason, people will not feel sorry for her if she stays with Chris Brown; instead they will hate on her and lose respect for her and refuse to understand that it's something she has to work through on her own time and in her own way.
No. If Rihanna wants to continue her success professionsally, she has to dump Chris Brown and move on with her life. And I'm pretty sure that Rihanna values money and success more than she does a boyfriend who smacks her around.
So Rihanna has bid Chris Brown adieu and can now raise her head high when she's out in public.
Adam Lambert took country song "Ring of Fire" and turned it on its head on March 17, 2009. And although Simon Cowell was not impressed, I thought that Adam Lambert rocked it. Paula Abdul nailed it when she said that it had a "Kashmir" feel to it.
And although I am not Adam Lambert's biggest fan, in part because of his crater-face, but he freakin' nailed it last night and I think that everyone loved it.
LeAnn Rimes was the good chubby girl turned sultry country singer, and now she can add something new to her repertoire: cheating wife. US Weekly reports that LeAnn Rimes is cheating on her husband of 7 years, Dean Sheremet, with none other than her hot to trot co-star Eddie Cibrian.
Given that LeAnn Rimes got married when she was onyl 19, it was only a matter of time before she began having an affair. Then again, LeAnn Rimes has a new single out and is stars in Northern Lights, which airs on Lifetime on March 21, 2009.
So perhaps LeAnn Rimes did get caught red-handed with her hand in the cookie jar. And by cookie jar, I mean on Eddie Cibrian's penis, but at the end of the day, who are we to judge? I mean, at least she didn't beat anybody.
