Kara DioGuardi Bikini Body

Is it just me or is Kara DioGuardi rocking a really great body under those clothes? On the Wednesday finale of American Idol, Kara DioGuardi not only proved she could sing, she also showed Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell that her body isn't the only body worthy of a bikini. 

Kara DioGuardi ripped off her dress to show off her abs after she finished singing the song, and you could tell that Katrina Darrell had no idea it was going to happen. According to her they "turned my mic off, so obviously they wanted to hear her sing..."

When asked if she was surprised, Katrina Darrell answered, "When she flashed? The white body? Yeah, she needs a spray tan."

Yes, and now, Katrina Darrell needs a new gimmick. Ba-bye.

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Kris Allen Performs She Works Hard For the Money

Oh man, is Kris Allen ever a contender! On April 21, 2009, Kris Allen performed Donna Summer's "She Works Hard For the Money" and he nailed it by doing a fantastic version of it.

Kris Allen is going to be in the finals with Adam Lambert if I have my way. Oh yeah, Adam Lambert also nailed his performance last night, but Kris Allen's version of "She Works Hard For the Money" is better than even the original. 

What do you think? Do you love it? Do you think he looks like Freddie Prinze Jr.? Do you care that he's married? 

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Simon Cowell to Quit American Idol?

If this is true, American Idol is screwed. It appears that Simon Cowell just can't keep up the brutal schedule he has and plans on quitting one show, and right now that show looks like it's going to be American Idol.

Between Britain's Got Talent, X Factor and American Idol, Simon Cowell has a one year contract with the latter, so it looks like he can get out of it easily. It's also possible that Simon Cowell is fishing for a hell of a lot more money.

So would you watch American Idol if Simon Cowell left? I'd probably watch the auditions but wouldn't watch it through to the end.

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Adam Lambert Performs Mad World on American Idol

Adam Lambert has officially proven that he is in a league of his own. After performing "Mad World" from the year he was born, American Idol had run off its allotted time slot and only Simon Cowell was able to comment.

And what did Simon do? He gave Adam Lambert a much deserved standing O. The performance gave me chills and you know that it's going to be the most downloaded song of the night on iTunes.

What did you think of it? Shouldn't they just sign Adam Lambert now and get it over with? It's not fair to the other contestants.

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Kris Allen Performs Aint No Sunshine

Kris Allen was, by far, the best performer on last night's (March 31, 2009) American Idol. Adam Lambert sang "Play That Funky Music" and David Gokey is beginning to annoy me because he sings the same way every time.

Kris Allen sat his sexy ass down at a piano and made love to that microphone. Oh, that Kris Allen really knows how to keep the ladies swooning. I know, I know, he's married, but that won't stop the crazy tweens from attacking him and wishing bad things on his wife.

So now it looks like Kris Allen is a contender.

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American Idol's Adam Lambert's Kiss and Tell Video

American Idol's Adam Lambert had crazy fans well before he joined American Idol. During a performance of his song "Kiss and Tell," you can hear women screaming in the background (or is it guys?) as he gyrates and dances to the song. 

It's easy to tell that it's Adam Lambert despite the terrible quality of the video. He still looks god and seems to have the same hairstyle. And the boy has got some moves. I hope he starts dancing on American Idol because I was impressed by what I saw. 

You go Adam! We're rooting for you.

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Adam Lambert Performs Ring of Fire on American Idol 8

Adam Lambert took country song "Ring of Fire" and turned it on its head on March 17, 2009. And although Simon Cowell was not impressed, I thought that Adam Lambert rocked it. Paula Abdul nailed it when she said that it had a "Kashmir" feel to it.

And although I am not Adam Lambert's biggest fan, in part because of his crater-face, but he freakin' nailed it last night and I think that everyone loved it.


What did you think of Adam Lambert's rendition of "Ring of Fire"? Hot, or not?

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American Idol Final Four: It's Fixed

Some might agree, others might disagree but I have always believed that American Idol is fixed, and now, some chick at FOX has revealed to the New York Daily News that, yes, indeedy, it is fixed, y'all.

Apparently, the final four have already been decided: Danny Gokey, Lil Rounds, Adam Lambert, and Alexis Grace will make it to the top four on American Idol.

Those are the four I would've called, fixed or not. I'm guessing that this "source" is Kara DioGuardi; her ass is probably going to get axed next season anyway, so what's the harm in selling out?

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American Idol's Adam Lambert is a hot Drag Queen

American Idol 8 contestant Adam Lambert is gay... yes, it was pretty damn obvious. But what I didn't know is that he makes one hell of a drag queen to boot. And now the world is going to see Adam Lambert at his female finest. He's actually quite pretty.

I knew that when I saw Adam Lambert stick his tongue out to hit the high notes that he liked tossing salad, and perhaps the black fingernails gave away that he liked looking like a lady, but I missed the boat on that one.

So does this change your opinion of Adam Lambert or do you think he's even hotter than before and now you want to see if you can be that one woman who converts him to straightdom?



UPDATE: For those of you who keep saying its not him, this video below proves it is.

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American Idol 8 Recap: February 19 2009

Well, it's no surprise who the 3 top finalists were last night: Alexis Grace, Michael Sarver and Danny Gokey made it to the Top 12 on American Idol.

I have to say, I was hella disappointed to see that Anoop Desai didn't make it because, not only was he very personable, but he was a helluva singer. Tatiana Del Toro was about to have a mental breakdown because she got the boot, and I was sad to see her go because her annoying little habits began to grow on me that Costanza would grow on the women he dated.

I'll call it right now: the widow Danny Gokey to win.

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Tatiana Del Toro: American Idol's Most Annoying Contestant?

Tatiana Del Toro could possibly be the most annoying American Idol contestant ever. EVER!

Tatiana Del Toro looks harmless enough but she actually did some semi-nude modeling before her stint as the token annoying chick on American Idol 8. And all you have to is hear Tatiana Del Toro laugh (see below) and you will want to pull your teeth out, one at a time, with a vise grip.

I will admit that Tatiana Del Toro can sing, somewhat, but her weird style of dress and over-the-top determination make me want to choke her until she passes out. And then do it again once she comes to.

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American Idol's Bikini Girl Serves Kara DioGuardi

American Idol 8 introduced "bikini girl" Katrina Darrell who sang "Vision of Love" and Kara DioGuardi was obviously upset that the girl was so incredibly hot and that Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson were taken by her.

Kara DioGuardi did not want her to go through to Hollywood, so she tried correcting her singing and bikini girl Katrina Darrell told her that she was no better at singing the song.

Katrina Darrell has a mental body, but her face reminded me of Celine Dion, and no, that's not a compliment.

Paula Abdul tried to be crazy, I mean, the voice of reason, but it all ended in hilarity and Katrina Darrell and her bikini made it to Hollywood, and after she jumped up and down (in slow-mo for those of us at home), she kissed Ryan Seacrest. It was incredibly awkward and I got the impression that Ryan Seacrest was afraid that she may have given him herpes. That, or she just yanked him out of that closet.

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Ryan Seacrest High Fives a Blind Guy

Did you catch last night's American Idol Season 8? Well, they brought on new judge Kara DioGuardi, but the show didn't really blow my mind last night. It seems that America has tapped out its talent from the "good" singers they actually showed.

Highlights? Well, there was this one guy who reminded me of a tarantula. I'm working on finding the video because it was hilarious.

But the real highlight of the night was Ryan Seacrest... he tried to high five blind guy, Scott MacIntyre, after he made it through to Hollywood. No, I'm not kidding, Ryan Seacrest really tried to high five the guy.

Gold, baby. That's gold.

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