Obama Says F*ck You

Thanks to the boys over at College Humor, Barack Obama tells it like it is. He tells the crowd "F*ck you" over and over again.

To be fair, the crowd deserves it. After all, they're holding up all these signs and they just won't settle down. Thanks to Barack Obama, that's a change I can definitely believe in.

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Barack Obama Thinks There are 57 States

I never thought that I would see the day when Barack Obama pulled a George W. Bush, but here it is. 

Barack Obama tells his audience that he has traveled to every state, all 57 of them, but his people wouldn't allow him to go to Hawaii and Alaska. Ouch! He must be confusing the U.S. with Heinz's 57 varieties of food products. It's an honest, and most forgivable, mistake.

Poor Barack Obama, any time he makes a mistake like saying that there are 57 states, we're going to tell him he pulled a Dubya. So then, shouldn't I be saying, poor Dubya? Hmm, food for thought. 

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Barack Obama on The Tonight Show

Barack Obama made history by appearing on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on March 19, 2009, and, although Barack Obama is very engaging and entertaining, shouldn't his time be spent fixing the US's problems rather than shmoozing with the Hollywood elite?

It is definitely a smart move for Barack Obama to address the younger crowd with his plans, but the younger generation is paying attention either way because, after the Dubya fiasco, everyone wants to make sure that doesn't happen again. Perhaps he went to The Tonight Show because no one is watching Meet The Press. 

Barack Obama made a comment that he bowls like he's from the Special Olympics and, as you have already guessed, the Special Olympics Federation is up in arms freaking out over that comment. They're probably going to sue and he'll be impeached. 

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The Rock Obama on SNL

Dwayne Johnson hosted SNL over the weekend and one of the funniest sketches was when President Barack Obama becomes irate and turns into The Rock Obama. As The Rock Obama becomes more and more upset, he starts to lose it and before you know it, his shirt comes off and he starts growling and then... then... he becomes The Rock Obama.

No one wants to mess with The Rock Obama. He throws people who upset him out the window and, although he's seemingly still calm, his withered clothes and impulsive behavior demostrate otherwise. The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) proves that he is quite good at hosting SNL.

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Barack Obama Smoking Weed?

Some might think that a picture of a college-going Barack Obama smoking weed (if that is what he's doing) would hurt him, but in this day and age, anyone who smokes weed is "super cool." And Barack Obama is no different. Hell, look how popular Bill Clinton became after he admitted that he "didn't inhale."

Barack Obama could've been sniffing cocaine off the backsides of male prostitutes and the public would still manage to spin it into a positive. "Man, he wants to help Colombia AND he's all for gay rights. Yes, we, can!"

Barack Obama looks pretty cool in this picture, rocking his afro and all. And the fact that he's holding a smoke like it's a big ol' joint only makes him as normal as anyone who has ever attended college. Yes, weed, can!

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Supports Barack Obama

The day after Barack Obama was voted in as the next President of the United States, Elisabeth Hasselbeck told her cohosts on The View that she would get behind Barack Obama and support him with everything she's got because that's what an American should do.

But it seems that what Elisabeth Hasselbeck is doing is less about being an American and more about remaining employed. Apparently, Elisabeth Hasselbeck made some very rude remarks about Michelle Obama while campaigning for John McCain and his genius potential VP Sarah Palin, and now Barbara Walters has told Elisabeth Hasselbeck that she best get behind Barack Obama publicly and send Michelle Obama a personal apology if she wants to keep her job.

Barbara Walters' reason for doing this is to ensure that Michelle Obama has no issue with appearing on The View in the future. So listen up as Elisabeth Hasselbeck begins her brownnosing from this point forward.

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Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Barack Obama

Due to high demand, here are some shirtless images of Barack Obama, the new president of the United States of America. Yes, it seems the ladies love them some Barack Obama... but it's unlikely he'll pull a Clinton.

If you ask me, it looks like Michelle Obama knows how to keep her man satisfied, so although the women will be throwing themselves at Barack Obama by the thousands, he knows where his heart lies. 

So enjoy some pictures of a shirtless Barack Obama vacationing. I doubt we'll be seeing him without his shirt very often.

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