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Showing posts with label Jake Gyllenhaal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jake Gyllenhaal. Show all posts

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are Engaged


So this is it; we're about to lose Jake Gyllenhaal forever. It seems he and Reese Witherspoon are engaged to be married because people caught her wearing the engagement ring. Once Reese Witherspoon noticed that everyone noticed the engagement ring that Jake Gyllenhaal gave her, she took it off and didn't wear it again.

I don't know why Reese Witherspoon is being so mysterious about her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. I mean, if he were mine, I'd shout it out from the freakin' rooftops, ya know?

But alas, she's a damn celebrity with children and would likely prefer the privacy of a good relationship than the demise of a public one. Nevertheless, congrats goes out to both of them, and I suppose we won't be using that voodoo doll of Reese, even though we called dibs on Jake ages ago.

Post Title Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are Engaged

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Reese Witherspoon Arm Cellulite



You don't usually see cellulite on a woman's upper arms until she's in her 50s or she's Oprah Winfrey, but it seems that Reese Witherspoon's diet is showing up on her arms.

Looks like girlfriend needs to keep up that jogging big time because her arms are starting to look a little cottage cheesy and are quite cellulite ridden.

The best part is that even though she is this normal, flawed, albeit cute mom, Reese has what it takes to land a gorgeous hunk of a man like Jake Gyllenhaal. And of course, she was married to extra super hottie Ryan Phillippe. Although he did cheat on her, but you get the point, right?

Post Title Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Reese Witherspoon Arm Cellulite

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Jake Gyllenhaal



Every woman on earth wouldn't mind getting her hands, among other things, on Jake Gyllenhaal and his perfect body. Well, if you caught a glimpse of Jake on the set of Prince of Persia, you'd know that he's looking hotter than ever before.

With his long hair and looking all greasy and dirty, Jake will become the object of many a woman's fantasies tonight.

So get your fill of Jake Gyllenhaal's shirtless body and have yourself a good time tonight.

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Friday, December 14, 2007

Shirtless Celeb Of The Day - Jake Gyllenhaal




He turns me on like no other man could; that's probably because Jake Gyllenhaal is one of the most confident men in Hollywood. I mean, you have to be confident to take on a gay role when you're straight and then talk about it without apprehension. I would love to come home to him and have him do the same all over me. And I'm sure you agree with me.




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