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Showing posts with label Joe Jonas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Jonas. Show all posts

Friday, March 20, 2009

Joe Jonas' Racist Photo


Ah, there goes Joe Jonas' squeaky clean reputation. It seems that he didn't want Miley Cyrus to feel too badly about her racist photo, so he decided to make one of his own and further aggravate the Asian community. 

Joe Jonas is caught posing in a picture with his fingers pulling his eyes either way, mocking Asians. Way to go, Joe Jonas, you rock! Now, if only you could write a hit song about it. 

Joe Jonas making slanted eyes at the camera might just spell the end of his career. Yes, I'm kidding. All the maniacal tween fans will come to his defense: "He was trying to stop the tears from falling from his eyes because he's soooo sensitive."

Post Title Joe Jonas' Racist Photo

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Joe Jonas Explains How He Dumped Taylor Swift


Last week on The Ellen Degeneres Show, country singer Taylor Swift told the world that Joe Jonas dumped her during a 27-second phone call, and the world began hating on Joe Jonas for it.

Of course, Joe Jonas, the "virgin" that he is, cannot deal with all this negative publicity and called Taylor Swift out on what she did and swears taht he didn't cheat on her with Camilla Belle and that she is the one who ended the phone call so quickly after hearing something negative come out of Joe Jonas' mouth.

Well, I'm not sure who's telling the truth here, and I really don't care, but I do find it wonderful that celebrities like Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift are opting to air their dirty laundry on their own rather than use "reliable sources." It's wonderful.

Post Title Joe Jonas Explains How He Dumped Taylor Swift

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Joe Jonas Dating Camilla Belle


Joe Jonas and his incredibly thick eyebrows recently dumped Taylor Swift over the phone
and now word has it that he's dating older actress Camilla Belle. Wow, for a virgin, he sure does get around.

Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle seem to be a good fit because she has very high moral standards. I'm not sure if that means that she's a virgin, per se, but it does mean that she likely respects the fact that he is.

Stay tuned as Joe Jonas, Camilla Belle and their lusciously thick eyebrows get entangled in a web of non-sexual canoodling.

In an interview in March 2008, Joe Jonas confessed that he loved Camilla Belle and wanted to marry her, so this setup has been in the works for a while now. Check out the video below.


Post Title Joe Jonas Dating Camilla Belle