Melissa Rycroft Will Be On Dancing WIth The Stars

Melissa Rycroft has been selected as Nancy O'Dell's replacement on Dancing With the Stars, which begins on Monday March 9, 2009. Although Melissa Rycroft isn't exactly a star, she is recent enough in our memories from her very public dumping on ABC's The Bachelor that the show's producers thought us stupid enough to believe she is a star.

Anyway, Melissa Rycroft began practicing a few days ago and is set to put on her dancing shoes and, I'm just guessing here, the pity parade will be voting her ass in every week just because nobody wants to see her get rejected twice on the same network.
Melissa Rycroft is cute and has a pretty rocking body, so I'm sure she'll look great in the outfits. Let's just hope she dances better than she dates.

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Melissa Rycroft Reveals All on Ellen

Melissa Rycroft, the dumpee on The Bachelor's After the Final Rose show, was on Ellen this week and explained what actually transpired before the airing of the show and afterwards.

Melissa Rycroft admits that the feelings were mutual that it wasn't going to work between her and Jason Mesnick, but the betrayal came in because Jason Mesnick kept denying that Molly Malaney was the reason why.

But during the After the Final Rose show, Jason Mesnick finally told her that, yes, it was indeed Molly Malaney that was the reason why he no longer wanted to be with her and she got really pissed.

But all's well that ends well and Melissa Rycroft is now dating a guy who's ironically named Ty (that's the name of Jason Mesnick's son), and she admits that she never wants to be friends with Jason Mesnick or Molly Malaney. Good for her.

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Bachelor Jason Mesnick Chooses Melissa Then Molly

The Bachelor After The Rose Special

Did you see last night's The Bachelor finale? Yes, we all knew that it was a big setup because the show's producers kept making the host say "this will be the most dramatic After the Final Rose show ever" and they felt that this time, he had to mean it.

Jason Mesnick chose Melissa Rycroft at the finale, but fast forward six weeks later and, lo and behold, Jason Mesnick decided that he made a big mistake and now wanted to be with Molly Malaney. Bee-zarr.

Anyway, Jason Mesnick tells the world that the chemistry between him and Melissa Rycroft was off and he couldn't stop thinking about Molly Malaney the whole time. So he dumps Melissa Rycroft, as has every other man she's dated. Except this time, Melissa Rycroft had to bear the very public humiliation of being dumped on a major TV network. Nice.

Then Jason Mesnick asks Molly Malaney to be his because he made a mistake. And she accepts. To be quite honest, it all seemed a bit fake, and there's a good chance it was. The thing is that there's another episode to come tonight, but there was no hint as to what it would be about, so fingers crossed that we end up witnessing a very crazy threesome.

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Bachelor Finale Spoiler: Who Jason Really Picks

Wow, if this is true, then The Bachelor TV show is truly heartless. Apparently, it was discovered after the first episode that Jason Mesnick picks Melissa Rycroft in the March 2, 2009 finale, but the plot thickens and it seems that Jason Mesnick actually dumps Melissa Rycroft in the After The Final Rose episode and selects Molly Malaney.

And it's not Jason Mesnick's fault: I'm guessing the producers of The Bachelor discovered that the show's sleuths did some investigating and figured out that the freckled hand and pinky ring in the ads belonged to Melissa Rycroft, so they told Jason Mesnick that he has to pick Molly Malaney in the aftershow.

That, or Jason Mesnick really is a prick and realized that the grass in greener. I was actually hoping that he would've picked DeAnna Pappas, but that's just me.

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The Bachelor's Matt Grant & Shayne Lamas Break Up

I'm sure you're just as shocked as I am to discover that London Bachelor Matt Grant and Hollywood starlet wannabe Shayne Lamas have decided that it actually isn't going to work because they are so incredibly different. For example, he's normal... she's childish... he's well spoken... she seems like she barely made it past the 3rd grade... and so on.

So yeah, they decided that it would be best if they called the whole darn thing off. But instead of doing it in a quiet fashion, as most Bachelors have done, Shayne is telling the world that she's keeping the 2.85 carat diamond engagement ring and that Matt has no problem with it.

In fact, Matt has a massive problem with it, and he wants the damn ring back. But oh no, she is keeping it in a glass case forever and if Matt thinks she's going to give it up, he'd better think again.

So does she deserve to keep the engagement ring or should Matt get the ring back? Hopefully Judge Judy will get to settle this...

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The Bachelor London Calling Recap - May 12, 2008

Wow, I have to say, I didn't see that one coming on The Bachelor London Calling finale.


Let's start from the top:


First Chelsea meets Matt Grant's parents and his brother, whom, I must say, definitely lost the lottery in the looks department. His mom, Trish, is immediately skeptical of her, but as she continues to speak to her on a one-on-one basis, she begins to warm to her.


Then mother and son have a chat, which is way too calm and logical by any parent/child standards, and off Chelsea goes into the night.


Next, Matt picks up Shayne and he takes her on a tour of London and she behaves like a 4-year-old who's never been on a bus before. It's so cute, it's sickening. As she enters his parents' house, you can immediately tell that no one there thinks she's Matt's type...except Matt. So his fat, mustached brother starts interrogating her and, being the casting couch pro that she is, Shayne takes him head on and earns his respect. Then he went to the washroom and masturbated to her likeness, but they cut that part out of the show.


After Shayne splits, Matt has a candid conversation with his parents and bro regarding the 2 girls and admits that he's most comfortable with Shayne but feels more passion for Chelsea.


Then the trio heads back to Barbados and Matt and Chelsea take a helicopter ride tour of Barbados, end up on a deserted beach and make out while laying in the sand and water. After their picnic, they head back to the Hilton (plug), admit they're falling in love with each other and make out until the producers force him out of her hotel room.


Next he hooks up with Shayne and takes her parasailing, which she thoroughly enjoyed. After listening to her soliloquy about how wonderful and perfect everything is, they head back to the Hilton (once again, plug) and she gives him what she calls "the most important present you will ever receive in this relationship." It was a cool gift: she gave him a trio of pictures of herself writing "I love you" in the sand.


Then she spent the next little while acting like a 4-year-old again with stunning questions and statements like, "Ma-a-a-a-tttt, it says 'I love you," and "Do you like my present?" It was pretty nauseating, but Matt gobbled it up like a sap.


After a quick shop for an engagement ring, it was time to confront the girls.


First out, Chelsea. You know what that mean... after the requisite, "you're so fantastic, we had good times" speech, he rejected her and admitted that she took too long to show her feelings. She didn't take it very well and started blasting Shayne by saying "She's the falsest person here." Matt got visibly pissed and defended his darling. As she drove away, Chelsea said, "He's a fool."


So next was Shayne, so you could just imagine the drama that was about to erupt. He started his speech and she was getting nervous... but then he got on one knee, she almost passed out and he asked her to marry him by asking "Monkey, will you marry me?" It was very endearing.


So there you have it: Matt Grant proposed to Shayne Lamas and she said yes. Stay tuned for the break up.

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The Bachelor London Calling Recap - May 5, 2008

I have to warn you: this is the most dramatic recap of The Bachelor London Calling... EVER!

So tonight was The Women Tell All episode and it was interesting to say the least.

We opened up with drunken Stacey who swears that she's nothing like that cursing, underwear-giving whore she portrayed on the first episode. She just wanted to do something that would leave an impression on Matt Grant because she was comepting against 24 other women. Yeah, give him your discharge laden underwear, that ought to work... un-for-gett-able.

Then we moved on to Robin and the drama she stirred in the house. Although she spoke well and defended her behavior pretty honestly, I still think she's mildly psychotic. As she sat in the hot seat it became quite clear that she has no friends.



Marshana was next and I have to admit, she's very annoying and unlikeable. She was talking about how not everyone will end up liking her because that's a mathematical impossibility, but every single chick in the house wanted her to keel over. And when Robin tried to talk to her during the show she comes back with "Robin, you are dismissed." Yeah, you're a loser.

Then it was Amanda's turn to go over why she called Matt a douchebag and she admitted that it was because he wouldn't give her a straight answer and kept saying she was a great girl. Understandable, I'd probably have said something a little less PG. Luckily, we weren't disappointed with her time in the hot seat because they made a montage of her nervous hiccups and it was awesome. Sorry, actually, it was the most dramatic montage in Bachelor history...

Finally, a head-shaven Matt Grant made his appearance on the show and admitted to Amanda that he was turned off because she kept telling him how much she like "liked" him and not, like, how much she like "loved" him. As well, he just felt more strongly about Shayne and Chelsea.

It was kind of funny when he described Robin always interrupting and used the music from Jaws to describe the time she interrupted his and Shayne's alone time together. Classic.

And when Stacey was given the "last word" she opted to give Matt a pair of grandma underwear in lieu of her white thong because he didn't like them. I think it was less about the underwear and more about the skank who was wearing them sweetie. Sorry.

After a myriad of bloopers, the funniest of which was when Carri was saying she is "sweet as sugar" and one of the producers thought she was saying "Swedish hooker."

So stay tuned for next week's most romantic finale of The Bachelor EVER and in 2 weeks from now, Deanna, who got rejected from the last Bachelor emerges as the new Bachelorette.

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The Bachelor London Calling Recap - April 28, 2008

And then there were 2.

We started off in beautiful Barbados where the weather was perfect but we never really got to see Matt Grant without his clothes on. Even when he swam, the chest and abs areas were avoided by the camera. I think someone needs to work on their pecs.

#1 Shayne

Matt met up with Shayne "Lamas" and the two went jet skiing and then jumped up and down on a water trampoline where Shayne got to show Matt just how flexible she was, splits and all. Guys just love that sort of thing.

Then during dinner, Shayne admitted that she was falling in love with Matt, and the sucker that he is, Matt believed it. He told her he was falling for her as well. The two spent the evening in the fantasy suite together and Shayne performed fellatio on him. Or so I'm guessing.

#2 Amanda

The couple started off by going zip riding (I think that's what it's called), and then had their dinner where Amanda got to tell Matt that, like, she really, like, is, like, falling for him, like, and she doesn't, like, not want to spend her, like, life with him. Ugh, it was so annoying.

Needless to say, they spent the evening in the fantasy suite and she likely talked his ear off the entire evening.

#3 Chelsea

The date started off awkwardly enough; Chelsea barely touched Matt the entire time, and he was feeling abandoned, especially considering the last two were on him like white on rice.

They started off the date by going snorkeling and it seemed that Matt was more intimate with a sea turtle than he was with Chelsea.

But then day turned to night and they had dinner; Chelsea admitted that she's been distant because she was having a tough time dealing with the fact that he was spending intimate time with 2 other girls.

Then she agreed to spend the night in the fantasy suite and changed into this sexy dress and became this vamped sex kitten that I always knew she could be. Needless to say, Matt had a hard on like nobody's business.

Rose Ceremony

Finally it was time for Matt to send one of the girls packing. Amanda was kicked off the show and boy, she didn't take it well.

She sat down at a bench with him, and like, couldn't, like, understand why, like, he did this. He explained that he felt closer to the other two although he meant every word he said to her.

She told him she didn't believe him and said, "You're a complete douchebag for doing this." ABC censored the word douchebag, but last I checked douching was not a dirty thing (pun not intended). Matt was at a loss for words, probably because douchebag is not part of his lexicon. Bullocks.

Next week, all the girls return to the show for a Q&A period, which will be fun, no doubt, and Shayne and Chelsea get to meet Matt's parents. Stay tuned.

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The Bachelor London Calling Recap - April 21, 2008

And then there were 3.

Tonight Matt Grant went to each of the 4 women's hometowns on The Bachelor London Calling.

#1 Shayne
Matt started off in Los Angeles, where he met Shayne's famous actor dad Lorenzo Lamas first (her parents are divorced). Off the bat, Lorenzo sold her out by telling Matt that she wanted to be on TV, but more than that, she wanted to be a star.

When Shayne made it clear that she's only there for Matt, Lorenzo back pedalled by saying he was just "testing" her. Mmm, hmm.

Then there was this moment between father and daughter that truly warranted an Emmy.

After that, Matt and Shayne were off to her mother's house, Michele Smith is her name, and boy was her mom a sight for a plastic surgeon's eyes. The woman gave Donnatella Versace a run for her money in the looks department. But alas, she was a very sweet woman with a genuine interest in her daughter's life.

#2 Chelsea
Next Matt headed off to Durango, Colorado to meet Chelsea's parents, and to be quite honest, nothing of real interest happened. Her dad gave her great advice and she made out with Matt like a champion before he split.

#3 Noelle
Matt then hopped on a bus to get to Loveland, Colorado (kidding, he probably took a private jet) to meet Noelle's parents. Again, they were wonderful, down to earth people who told their daughter that she was holding back too much and she should just go for it.

#4 Amanda
I was fooled into thinking this was real by the promos for the show, but it turns out that Amanda decided to hire actors to play her parents in order to play a joke on Matt, and boy was it hilarious!

First, her fake mom kept laughing at the weirdest times, making Matt feel awkward. Then her fake dad started asking if the 2 had been intimate already. And while Matt was outside trying to convince the fake dad that he cared for Amanda, fake mom went out and asked to be alone with him. She starting hitting on him by rubbing his chest and then trying to make out with him, at which point fake dd caught them and started freaking out.

At this point Amanda told him that he had been punked and he was a great sport about it. Then he met her real, and very normal parents, and the evening turned out to be quite pleasant.

Finally, it was time for Matt to pick his 3 women:

Shayne
Amanda
Chelsea

Noelle was kicked off and, I have to admit, she had the most elegant exit I have ever seen on the show.

Next week, the foursome is headed to Barbados so stay tuned.

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The Bachelor London Calling Recap - April 14, 2008

And then there were 4. Tonight's episode of The Bachelor London Calling wasn't anything monumental, but it was good nonetheless.

To start, all the girls were flown to Sun Valley, Idaho for some skiing and apres ski with Matt Grant. Upon meeting up with him, all the girls started a snow fight with Matt, who was more than happy to make each and every one of them eat it.

His one on one date was with Chelsea, the sexy girl who happens to be a tomboy. She seemed too much like a friend to Matt rather than a sexy girl, and to top it off, she told him that she hated PDA, especially holding hands in public. It seemed to turn him off, but then they went back to his room and I think she changed his mind with her sucking abilities. By kissing, of course.

The group date included Robin, Marshana, Shayne, and Amanda, and while both Marshana and Amanda had never skiied before, Amanda took to it pretty easily. Marshana, however, sucked.

Shayne was the most alluring of all of them, and while she was spending time lying in the snow with Matt, demon girl Robin showed up and took over, pissing Shayne, as well as Matt, off.


The last one on one date was with Noelle, the girl who looks like Alyson Hannigan. She seemed aloof and shy the whole time, but after they finished skating, which they both sucked at, by the way, they went back to his room and talked and made out like animals.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Marshana started talking her stupid nonsense and Robin started arguing with her. Just then, Chelsea popped in with how negative Marshana always was, and Marshana lost her shizz. She started yelling and waving her arms in the air like a psycho. Chelsea walked away but Marshana followed her and kept on arguing like an idiot.

During the pre-rose ceremony, Marshana spent her alone time with Matt going off abotu Chelsea, which is quite stupid. You'd think these girls would learn a thing or two from watching past shows, but no, they stay just as stupid as the first time.


Just before we went to commercial, Chris Harrison, the host, says his usual, "It's the most dramatic rose ceremony yet." So I was expecting to see shoes flying across the room, a mental breakdown or two, you know, typical meltdowns.

Then, it was time for the rose ceremony. Matt chose:


Shayne
Noelle
Chelsea
Amanda

Which meant that Marshana and Robin were sent home. Robin?!?! I thought she was going to go apesh*t, but she just said "bon soir" (I'm guessing to show how worldly she is) and then broke down in front of the camera.

Marshana kept talking about how awesome she was and tripped on her way out.



It was an entertaining evening.

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The Bachelor London Calling Recap - April 7, 2008

Tonight's episode of The Bachelor London Calling was pretty good because there was a group date, a one on one date and a two on one date, in which Matt Grant had to send one of the girls home.

And then there were 6.

The group date consisted of tennis and tea and the girls on the date were:
Shayne
Chelsea
Robin
Ashlee
Kelly
Noelle

Matt went off about how "ridiculously hot" Chelsea looked and, wouldn't you know it?, she got the rose.

Matt took Ashlee for some one on one time and the idiot broke into song again and kept giggling after every second word.

Shayne proved that she used to ge a gymnast by doing a walking handstand and flipping backwards.

Robin took Matt away for some alone time and the girls pulled out the knives. When she got back, Shayne confronted her about how she's playing the game and Robin started crying. Great way to deflect...

The one on one date was a '50s style date that Amanda got to go on. It started out at Ricky & Ronnie's diner, and after some awkward dancing, Matt gave her the rose and they headed off to an amusement park.

The two on one date was at Matt's place and Marshana and Holly were the invitees. We all thought that Holly was the shoe in, but after much deliberation, Matt decided that they just didn't click (she's more like a sister than a lover) and he decided to go with Marshana. Holly was dismissed instantly.

Pre-rose ceremony, Matt, who was in a very somber mood, took Ashlee for some one on one time and asked her what she'd do if she moved with him to the UK and her music career fizzled. She choked in the worst way with lots of "ums" and "likes" used to say nothing. He wasn't impressed.

Noelle was good and although nothing spectacular occurred, it was a good conversation.

Kelly, who always seems stoned or drunk, decided that flashing her breasts at Matt during their one on one time would ease the tension between them and yet, it seemed like Matt wished he had been swallowed up by the ground.

Finally, Shayne got her moment to shine and she and Matt spent most of their alone time making out. She's got this part down pat.

So now it was time for the rose ceremony, and Matt had to hand out three roses: two girls were going to say "sayonara."

The 6 girls who got roses were:
Chelsea
Marshana
Amanda
Robin
Shayne
Noelle

The two remaining rejects were:
Ashlee (who broke down then broke into song)
Kelly (who went off about how awesome she was and how any "dude" would be lucky to date her)

See you next week.

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The Bachelor London Calling Recap - March 31, 2008

And then there were 9...

To start, Matt chose Holly for his first one on one date, and for a while there, it felt like he was out with his sister.

They went to Mann's Chinese Theater, walked a fake red carpet, were interviewed by fake reporters and put their hands and names in cement (he wrote Matt + Holly and she wrote Matt loves Holly). The cement was then shipped off to the girls at home to piss them off. They watched a prescreening of Made of Honor starring Patrick Dempsey.

The couple then went to the top of some hotel and he told her that he felt almost too comfortable with her. Ring the alarm! I was right, she's like his sister. But he made out with her in the hot tub anyway and then gave her a rose.

Next was a group date with 10 of the girls: Ashlee, Chelsea, Amanda, Kristine, Noelle, Kelly, Robin, Marshana, Erin, and Amy. They ended up playing a game of rugby to start, and Robin really wowed him with her linebacker moves. Ashlee got picked last when it came time to choose teams and Chelsea cracked me up when she said, "When you wear fake eyelashes to a rugby game, you deserve to get picked last." Well said.

Then all the ladies were taken to Matt's place, which is heaven on earth, and he chose to take Kelly for a one on one massage. Now I don't know about you, but this chick looks at least 40 to me. And she looks like she's been beaten down by father time.

Robin managed to get him into a hot tub and made out with him, and for some reason, he gave her a rose.

Finally, Shayne was selected for the final date and I'm guessing it's because Matt wanted to see if she was worth keeping. This girl is a 22-year-old flake who can't act her way out of a paper bag and yet, Matt's penis likes her. A lot.

He even says, "Sometimes I think Shayne's one sandwich short of a picnic and the next I thik she's the best thing since sliced bread." Anyhow, she also got a rose.

At the pre-rose ceremony, the girls got together and laid down a verbal beatdown for Robin who wanted some one on one time with Matt (she already got a rose), but this girl is not right in the head, as I've mentioned before, and she stood her ground.

So the final 9 are as follows:

Shayne
Holly
Robin
Amanda
Ashlee
Kelly
Chelsea
Noelle
Marshana

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The Bachelor London Calling Recap - March 24, 2008

To start, Matt Grant is quite possibly the hottest bachelor in The Bachelor history...

Now, onto the dates:

Date #1 was with 8 girls and took place in Hollywood. First the girls would be the models in a fashion show, then he took them to a penthouse suite in some random place to "get to know them better."

Of note, Holly moonwalked down the runway. She thought it was cool, I thought it was stupid. Matt had no reaction. Amanda R. was smart as she removed her shirt on the runway to reveal a gold bra. Otherwise, it was really uneventful.

Then at the penthouse, Ashlee (the singer) quickly whisked Matt into the bedroom and made out with him. I'm guessing all the blood flowed straight to his penis because he ended up giving her that one rose that was sitting in the place, ensuring that she would live to see another day.

What's funny about it is that the 22-year-old little sh*t starting gloating and throwing it in the other girls' faces. He says "it sucks that I only get to give away one rose," and she pipes in with "no it's not!"

Michelle P., or clarinet girl, didn't bust out her instrument this time around, but she did serenade the poor dude. I gotta hand it to him, he managed to keep a straight face. Haven't these girls watched the last million seasons of this show? Don't they know that the girls who sing go home?!?

Date #2 was with the other 7 girls and took place in Las Vegas. They started off gambling in Hotel Paris and finished of in the Napoleon suite.

Right off the bat, we could see that Shayne, Lorenzo Lamas' daughter, was taking over Stacey's nut job duties. She pulled Matt aside and started telling him that she shouldn't have to compete for his affections. Then, of course, she had the essential bathroom breakdown. For some reason, they kept cutting to her talking to the camera. I guess she's really milking it trying to get a gig in the future.

Kelly won 30 minutes of alone time with Matt by winning a gambling competition and she ended off the date by saying, "Aw, now we gotta go see all the other bitches." This made Matt crack up. I guess he feels that way too.

Chelsea, who seems like she's pretty down to earth, ended up getting the rose in the room, to the dismay of Shayne, who completely lost it after that.

Robin, I must say, is just not right. I think that the day he rejects her, we're going to see a really bizarre side to her. You just wait. Luckily, she made out with him just before the rose ceremony and finagled her way onto the next show.

Marshana got jealous when she realized that Robin made out with him so she threw herself at him but he didn't bite because all the other scamps were watching. But the fact that she was dying to kiss him won her a rose anyway.

Carrie, another idiot, busted out in song, which is probably why she got the boot.

Shayne saved her ass by apologizing to Matt for her ego trip the night before and he fell for it. I guess she's a better actor than her dad.

Matt busted a move for the girls and although he has no rhythm, you gotta love him for trying. I must say, Matt Grant is the hottest bachelor yet.

So, to recap, the Top 12 are:
Ashlee
Chelsea
Robin
Holly
Erin S.
Amanda (the hiccup girl)
Kelly
Amy
Kristin
Marshana
Noelle
Shayne

The 3 rejects were:
Carri
Erin H.
Michelle P.

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The Bachelor London Calling Recap - March 18, 2008

Wow, that was quite an opening for The Bachelor London Calling . Matt Grant is hot, I have to admit; he's 6'5", 27, rich, charming, smart, funny, and as sexy as a Brit could be, I suppose.

The women, however, didn't move me.

One woman, though, stood out among the rest. Her name is Stacey, she's 26, and a Graduate Student by day, big-time ho by night. To start, she bore the cliche skank back tattoo, and when she met him, she essentially wanted to have sex with him right then and there.



Stacey proceeded to get smashed and talk complete stupidness whilst snorting laughter at her own lyrics. Here's one of her many gems: "I want to run a pharmaceutical that cures something that no one has thought of." All this while she was rubbing his leg with her hand and trying to run her shoe up his pants. Genius.

After Matt Grant was done laughing at how dumb she was, she actually took off her white underwear and tried to stuff it into his non-existent pocket while he was talking to another woman.

I was sure that clarinet girl, Michelle, would get the boot after she busted out her instrument, but I was wrong.

Oh, and Shayne was talking about her stint as an actress, and how she comes from a family of very successful and famous actors. Her dad is Lorenzo Lamas... remember the guy from the reality show Are You Hot? where he used a laser pointer to point out all the women's flaws? Yeah, uber-famous...



Amanda R. got the first impression rose, and I think she's the prettiest one of them all.

Ashlee, a 22-year-old singer-songwriter reminds me of a Helen Hunt spawn.

10 chicks got the boot tonight, among them were Stacey (the drunken whore), Alyssa, Amanda P., Denise, Devon, Lesley, Michele, Rebecca, Tamara, and Tiffany.

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The Bachelor London Calling - March 10, 2008

Meet Matt Grant, the new star attraction of The Bachelor: London Calling. Because all the American bachelors can't seem to stick to the actual woman they pick, and the last bachelor actually didn't pick anyone, ABC has decided to go across the pond and snag itself a Brit who is, hopefully, less commitment shy. That, and that great accent.

Matt Grant is 27, a global financier, and is desperate to start a family as soon as possible... or so they say. Apparently, his dad had a stroke in 2006, and Matt Grant wants to settle down and have kids so they can get to know their grandfather before it's too late. Stay tuned as I give you a weekly rundown of what's going on and how the 25 chicks make complete asses of themselves trying to vie for his attention in my play by play.

The show airs on March 17, 2008, so I will have all the info you need the following day. Later beauties.

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