A bunch of people have been sending me ideas for Valentine's day, especially for those of you who sit at your computer all day and don't have any time to deal with the commercialism that is Valentine's day.
So here are the small but precious online Valentine's day ideas you can get with:
Valentine's Day Idea #1
The boys who brought you "Jizz in My Pants" have created a great way to tell someone that they make you jizz in your pants. And yes, even if you're female, you can jizz. Believe it.
And click here to download The Lonley Island's album called Incredibad.
Valentine's Day Idea #2
Check out TheLoveBite.com for dinner date ideas if you plan on making a spectacular night in, complete with a four course meal and some unforgettable sex. I have to warn you though, some of the dishes require that you start well in advance.
Valentine's Day Idea #3
Ralph Lauren introduces Romance vMail, a virtual valentine you can send to the person you want to strip naked and lick up and down. Don't do it if they're wearing perfume though; that would just taste awful. I must say, I was impressed by it and I think your Valentine will be too.
If there are any other ideas you'd like to share that are free (lousy economy, yada, yada, yada), leave them in the comments section for others to see.
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