Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are Back Together

I guess after seeing Lindsay Lohan on Ellen, Sam Ronson decided that she still really loves Lindsay Lohan and wants to work things out because her car was outside Lindsay Lohan's house all night and Sam Ronson didn't leave until 6 a.m.

So I don't know if this was just a booty call or a "I love you and let's work this out" moment, but I'm guessing that Sam Ronson probably felt like she was being used by Lindsay for a while there. Although that's kind of laughable because Sam wouldn't have made nearly as much money as she did had she not been with Lindsay.

Oh well, I guess all's well that ends well, huh?

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Lindsay Lohan on Ellen Video

Lindsay Lohan visits Ellen DeGeneres today and ends up talking about Sam Ronson. Lindsay Lohan does her best to clear up all the gossip being written about her online, but admits that she had no idea that Sam Ronson was dumping her.

Lindsay Lohan also admits that her career is in the crapper and she needs to get back in the game, and even says that perhaps her relationship with Sam Ronson was destroying her more than helping her. 

Lindsay Lohan still fesses up, however, that she is still very much in love with Sam Ronson and hopes to one day reconcile. 

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Lindsay Lohan Does a Dating Ad

When the world is laughing at you, you can do one of two things: you can shave your head and attack people with umbrellas, or, you could laugh at yourself. Lindsay Lohan chose the latter and she did a great job of it.

Lindsay Lohan did a spoof (or is it?) dating ad in search of love and she addresses all the things that are being said about in gossip magazines and blogs. Lindsay Lohan admits that she's newly single (or she thinks so) and takes credit for selling most gossip rags. 

So what do you think? Does Lindsay Lohan still have the acting chops? I say yes.

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Sam Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan

Sam Ronson has finally caught on that Lindsay Lohan is nothing but dead weight. Yes, it's true that Sam Ronson got most of her DJing gigs because she was dating Lindsay Lohan, but now it seems that Lindsay Lohan is broke and useless in every way. That's right. Sam finally dumped Lindsay.

So Sam Ronson locked Lindsay Lohan out of her house on April 4, 2009, because, and I'm just guessing here, Lindsay Lohan is getting too expensive and useless for her own good. I think she may need an intervention. Where are Ben Affleck's people?!?

It may also be because Lindsay Lohan has been getting too close to Lily Allen, and not just as a "friend." Sam Ronson didn't just lock Lindsay out, she changed the locks. So Sam must mean business. That, or Lindsay just doesn't get the message.

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Lindsay Lohan Shows Up During Lily Allen's Performance

Lily Allen decided to cover Britney Spears' "Womanizer" once again. This time, she was live, and Lily Allen performing the song isn't strange whatsoever. What is strange though, is Lindsay Lohan showing up out of nowhere to greet her. Wow, does Lindsay Lohan ever have time on her hands or what?

Lily Allen's performance is meh at best, but when Lindsay Lohan shows up (at about 3:35) and does some weird dance move, you really have to ask yourself... How coked up does one have to be to show up on stage during Lily Allen's performance and think it's cool? Only Lindsay Lohan can answer that, my friends, only Lindsay...

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Cops Called to Samantha Ronson's House

I wonder if anyone would get upset if they learned that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were violent with one another? I'm guessing that, because it's two chicks, no one really considers it "domestic abuse."

But on March 14, 2009, the cops were called to Samantha Ronson's place because she and Lindsay Lohan were likely coked up out of their minds and began to get all violent with one another.

So the cops showed, some of them with an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan's ass, but no one answered the door, so the cops eventually split. But Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan even broke a window in the home, but the cops didn't climb inside and do their duty.

So what does the future have in store for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? Well, it's likely that Lindsay Lohan will not go to jail (she has a hearing set on Monday), but Samantha Ronson will keep stringing her along because she gets better DJing gigs with Lohan in her corner.

And is it just me or are Lindsay Lohan's roots about 6 inches long in this image? She probably can't afford to dye her hair anymore; or she'd prefer to blow that money on, well, blow.

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Arrest Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan

There is a warrant out for Lindsay Lohan's arrest because she didn't fulfill her obligations after her 2007 DUI arrest. The bail? $50,000. And you know that Lindsay Lohan just doesn't have that kind of money.

It has also been said that Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test. Yes, I know, I'm just as shocked and awed as you are. Of course, Lindsay Lohan is still partying away the nights, completely oblivious to her stupid mistakes.

I'm guessing that Samantha Ronson will likely pay the bail and start treating Lindsay Lohan like the loser that she is. Lindsay Lohan will look good in stripes. The horizontal ones might make her look like she gained some weight.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Rejected by Chace Crawford

I know that I seem to be on a Lindsay Lohan bender, but this chick just keeps making headlines with these newsworthy stories. Now, it seems, Lindsay Lohan has managed to get rejected from yet another man: Chace Crawford.

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan showed up at restaurant Southern Hospitality to harass Chace Crawford and friend Emile Hirsch, but after she showed up uninvited and caused a raucous, Chace Crawford left her there and headed back to his place to have some private fun.

But it seems that Lindsay Lohan didn't get the message and showed up at Chace Crawford's place at 6 a.m., obviously coming on to him. Not only did he rejected her, he made it very clear that she is never welcome anywhere near his place. Ah, what an idiot. Lindsay Lohan then got back on a plane and was off to see her second choice, vagina-laden Sam Ronson.

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Is Lindsay Lohan Way Too Skinny?

There is no way that Lindsay Lohan's breasts are real because I have yet to meet a woman who manages to keep her huge breasts intact and look anorexic at the same time. Lindsay Lohan looks like she's been sniffing a little too much and not eating a stitch of food.

Lindsay Lohan obviously denies that she's not eating, but that's because she's so high so often that she doesn't realize that she's not ingesting anything.

Chances are that Samantha Ronson is going to dump her soon and that will leave Lindsay Lohan with no family, no friends, no lovers, and yes, no money.

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Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Lindsay Lohan Lip Injections

I don't know what it is with celebrities but Lindsay Lohan is the latest one to fall victim to fish lips. Yes, Lindsay Lohan, who is looking more and more like she's in her 40s, recently got lip injections in an effort to hang on to her youth and make herself more marketable, I'm guessing.

Considering most movie directors won't go near her and that rumor has it she's about to star in the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street, which isn't saying much, Lindsay Lohan thought it would be a great idea if she pumped her lips full of ass fat.

What makes all of this so sad is that Lindsay Lohan has actually become even more pathetic than her nemesis, Paris Hilton. And that's really sad.

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Lindsay Lohan is Way Too Skinny

Lindsay Lohan must be sniffing the Adderall, among other things, again. In this awful profile shot of her, Lindsay Lohan looks like she doesn't even have a waist, she is looking like a full on skeleton.

I wonder why Lindsay Lohan is back to looking so incredibly skinny again? It probably has to do with the fact that she can't get work to save her life and so, idle hands... well, you know the lyric.

I'm pretty sure she's partying too much and not eating enough, at least not food.

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Michael Lohan Disses Lindsay on his New Website

Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan is quite pissed off because she told TMZ "look at him" when asked about his comments regarding her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. And now, it seems, Michael Lohan has launched his own site to give off a few rants of his own.

Michael Lohan reveals a few things that I'm certain Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson don't want anyone to know. But lo and behold, anger seems to bring out the worst in Michael Lohan. Hell, it brings out the worst in the whole Lohan crew.

Michael Lohan writes:

Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, "Samantha is on drugs!" Lindsay’s only response was, “look at him!”

WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!

If you want to read up on all the other wonderful things Michael Lohan had to say, head on over to MikeLohanOnline.com

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Lindsay Lohan Still Drinking

Lindsay Lohan is no longer a recovering alcoholic/drug addict. Lindsay Lohan's alcoholic and drug addiction days are actually in full swing... except this time she's thrown lesbianism into the mix.

A security camera at a club that Samantha Ronson was DJing at caught Lindsay Lohan drinking vodka and Red Bull, buying cocaine, making out with Samantha Ronson, and texting.

So it looks like there's a good reason why Lindsay Lohan's career is in the crapper. Looks to me like Lindsay Lohan will be broke before long and she's going to look like she's 50 when she hits 25.

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Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Lindsay Lohan White Feet

In her bid to keep up her orange appearance, Lindsay Lohan makes sure to get that spray tan on a consistent basis. Unfortunately, Lindsay Lohan forgot to spray her feet with the tanning solution and showed up at an event looking like an idiot. But then, that doesn't take much.

Lindsay Lohan looks glowingly beautiful from the ankles up, but thanks to the black heels she's wearing, her white feet are only accentuated and prove that she's none too bright and probably thought that "no one will notice".

Yeah, well, we noticed.

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Lindsay Lohan Hits Paparazzi

First, Kanye West bashed a paparazzi's camera, then Nicole Richie did the same to a fan, and now Lindsay Lohan hit a paparazzi while talking on her mobile phone on her way into The Bowery Hotel in New York City.

Although it's grainy and you would never be able to tell, you can hear Lindsay Lohan saying to whomever she's on the phone with, "Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi." After all the times they've hounded (or rather, she's called on them to hound her), it was inevitable that Lindsay Lohan would, at some point, hit a pappo right where it hurts.

The funniest part of the TMZ footage is that some guy yells out to Lindsay Lohan, "They got that on camera, bitch!" The police came but Lindsay Lohan was not charged with anything.

Click here to see the video of Lindsay Lohan hitting the paparazzi:

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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Vital Stats
Birth Name: Lindsay Dee Morgan Lohan
Birth Date: July 2, 1986
Birth Place: Cold Spring Harbor, New York
Height: 5’6”
Romantic Link: Not Known

Lindsay Lohan Interesting Facts

In September 2002, Lindsay signed a five-album production deal with Emilio Estefan, Jr., and his production company.

Lindsay Lohan has a tattoo on her hip that reads “La Bella Vita” (the beautiful life).



Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Dee Morgan Lohan was born on July 2, 1986 to father Michael, an actor, and Dina, an ex-Rockette, in Cold Spring Harbor, New York. Lindsay and her two younger brothers, Michael Jr. and Dakota, and younger sister, Aliana, had a Roman-Catholic upbringing.

By the time Lindsay was 3 years old, she was already a working model, having starred in myriad TV commercials, including a Jell-O ad alongside Bill Cosby.

Lohan stars in Freaky Friday

By the time she was 10, Lindsay was a regular on the popular soap, Another World. But television would not remain in Lindsay’s life for long, as she was destined to become a movie star.

In 1998, Lindsay took on the role of twins Hallie Parker and Annie James in the hugely popular Disney film, The Parent Trap. After failing to make an impression for a few years, Lindsay teamed up with Disney once again, starring alongside Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday.

Her life became a whirlwind after that, as Lindsay began developing into a young lady and men all over the world awaited her 18th birthday, so that they could legally lust after her.

Lindsay Lohan makes Mean Girls

2004 was a breakthrough year for Lohan, as she starred in two big ticket films: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and the Tina Fey vehicle, Mean Girls, which garnered Lindsay critical acclaim from critics and audiences alike.

But acting would not be the only craft on Lindsay’s list; in December 2004, she released an album entitled Speak, which charted at No. 4 on the Billboard 200. Her first single, “Rumors,” which was directed at paparazzi, even earned a gold certification. By 2005, the album was certified platinum.

In 2005, Lindsay revived the “Herbie” franchise by making Herbie: Fully Loaded, which unfortunately, did not do very well in its opening week at the box office. But that would not deter Lindsay from continuing to perfect her craft.

Lohan releases A Little More Personal

By December 2005, Lindsay released yet another album, entitled A Little More Personal (Raw), which debuted at No. 20 on the Billboard 200. Nevertheless, the album was certified gold by January 2006.

While she partied by night, Lindsay was starring in many movies by day; 2006 saw her in A Prairie Home Companion with Meryl Streep, Just My Luck and Bobby, which boasted an all-star cast made up of Demi Moore, Sharon Stone and Anthony Hopkins.

Lindsay kept busy well into 2007, starring in Georgia Rule with Jane Fonda, I Know Who Killed Me and Chapter 27. But 2007 would also be one of demise for Lohan; she began drinking heavily and partying to the point where it began to interfere with her work.

On May 26, 2007, Lindsay was arrested after her Mercedes struck a curb and usable amounts of cocaine were found in her car.

On July 24, 2007, Lindsay was arrested again; this time for speeding and driving drunk. While she was being searched, cocaine was once again found in her pants pocket. She also did 3 stints in rehab in 2007; but it seems none of it did her any good, as she's still seen out and about drinking.

Due to her instability, movie producers refused to hire her and she will only be starring in one movie in 2008: Dare to Love Me.

Lohan currently single

On the personal front, Lindsay Lohan has had a few highly-publicized relationships. In 2003, she dated Aaron Carter but left him when she discovered that he was two-timing her with Hilary Duff.

Then, in 2004, she finally admitted that she was dating Wilmer Valderrama; she could, because she had finally turned 18. The relationship did not last, however, and 2006 would see Wilmer telling all about their sexual tryst on Howard Stern’s Sirius Radio Show.

More recently, Lindsay dated Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton, but the two broke up because Morton apparently couldn’t deal with her partying ways. And Lindsay is finally moving out of the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood and into an apartment.

Lohan feuds with Paris Hilton

Lindsay is also thinking about purchasing a home in London, after she went there for a visit and loved it. In November 2006, Lindsay told paparazzi that she thinks Paris Hilton is a c***, and rumor has it that it’s because Paris slept with Morton.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, rumors abound that Lindsay slept with Paris’ ex, Stavros Niarchos before that.

Currently unable to get movie work, Lindsay Lohan opted to pose as Marilyn Monroe in New York magazine in February 2008 to the delight of many fans. Rumors abound that she may pose for Playboy as well.

Resource:
IMDb - Lindsay Lohan

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