John Mayer Badmouths Jennifer Aniston

Did you know that John Mayer used to get bullied in high school and would get the crap kicked out of him? Well, you're about to find out why.

John Mayer is apparently badmouthing Jennifer Aniston to anyone who will listen, all in a bid to remain relevant to the world at large. And likely to promote his new album.

When John Mayer isn't busy hitting on anything with a pulse, he's telling these pulsating women what a clingy, needy and insecure woman Jennifer Aniston is. Wow, if I were Jennifer Aniston, I'd call up John Mayer for a meeting in a public place, tip the paparazzi off and then lay into Mayer and make him cry like a little girl. Then I'd give him a wedgie. But then, he is quite tall, so that might be a tad difficult. 

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Jennifer Aniston Dumped John Mayer Because of his Twitter Obsession

I wouldn't be surprised if this were true because John Mayer, like Ashton Kutcher, does seem obsessed with Twitter. Well, that's the reason "they" are saying that Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer (and not the other way around).

I could just imagine that conversation between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer:

"John, either you stop Twatting or it's over."
"Hey, I'm still waiting on the world to change and Twatting is helping me do that."
[With tears in her eyes] "John, it's obvious you love Twatting more than me, so it is soooo over."
"You know what, Jennifer? Maybe if you could stop being so insecure and just let go of Brad Pitt, things would be so much better between us. Oh! That would make an awesome Twat."
"I'm gone, John. You are so uncool."

I bet that's exactly how it happened. Poor Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer chose a computer twat over, well, you know...

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John Mayer Wants to Tell All

If this is true then John Mayer is a bigger asswipe than I first imagined. It seems John Mayer is set to make $10 million for a tell-all book in which he reveal the intimate details of his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. 

One of the big chapters would include the time that Jennifer Aniston called John Mayer "Brad" in bed. To be quite honest, after you've had Brad Pitt, there really is nowhere to go but down. And John Mayer is pretty low on the scale, even though he is great in bed from what most women say.

Besides that, John Mayer will reveal Jennifer Aniston's fitness regime, which, word has it, is incredibly fierce, her temper tantrums and, of course, their crazy sex play. 

I'm not sure how lengthy such a book would be, but I imagine John Mayer would sprinkle in some chapters devoted to Jessica Simpson and any other semi-famous chick he's managed to play wonderland with. 

John Mayer's people deny the story, but after John Mayer revealed everything about their first breakup to TMZ for free, I imagine he'd jump at the chance to bag $10 mil to tell all.

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John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston

Ah, here we go again. Now rumors abound that John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston after she returned from her promotional tour of Marley & Me abroad. Apparently, John Mayer's contract to play Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend is over and so he dumped her ass.

Of course, you can't really take this to heart considering that John Mayer hasn't Twittered about it yet, and you know John Mayer Twitters about everything lately.

Perhaps Jennifer Aniston's commentary that she will "always love Brad Pitt" put him over the edge.

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Jennifer Aniston Will Always Love Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston was in the UK promoting her movie Marley & Me and did an interview with Hello! magazine, and what was of interest in the interview was nothing about the movie but rather some info on Brad Pitt.

You were with Brad Pitt for seven years - and married for five. It must have been very intense, in the public eye?
“It was. But I don’t regret any of that time with Brad and I’m not here to beat myself up about it. They were seven very intense years together, and it was a beautiful and complicated relationship. I will love Brad for the rest of my life - you can’t take away good memories. I really do hope that we’ll be good friends again at some point. You can survive anything - human endurance is unbelievable. But yes, it’s sad coming to the end of something special. You try to avoid all the pain but that somehow causes even more. I’m a human being, have human experiences.”

That's right; Jennifer Aniston admitted that she will always love Brad Pitt. I don't feel that way about any of my exes and, I don't know about you, but even if I did, I'm not a celebrity and the things I say aren't right there. In print. For the world to see. And for my current boyfriend to have an aneurysm over.

Perhaps Jennifer Aniston should make a point to stop talking about Brad Pitt altogether and, when asked questions about him, she should say, "Next question."

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Jennifer Aniston Shells Out $50,000 on Her Hair

Jennifer Aniston is said to have spent upwards of $50,000 on her hair on Oscar night and I wouldn't be surprised, since one of her major claims to fame is "the Rachel." Her hair is what made her so famous on Friends, so it doesn't surprise me that Jennifer Aniston would spend a pretty penny on her mane.

Jennifer Aniston will likely deny it for sure, but considering the fact that women still walk into hair salons saying that they want Jennifer Aniston's hair, it's hard to believe hat she wouldn't do all she can to keep her tresses at their finest.

Actually, I'm surprised that her hairdressers didn't style her hair for free and just tell her to plug them any chance she gets. That would make more sense.

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Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant... Again

Here we go again... rumors abound that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant once again and on the cover of People it says that she is "over the moon." Did you get that? Jennifer Aniston is over the freakin' moon.

Jennifer Aniston is believed to be pregnant finally and, considering it overtakes the People cover entirely, I'm prone to believe it.

So what do you think? Is Jennifer Aniston really pregnant this time? Or are people simply jumping the gun because Jennifer Aniston was bloated from eating too many dog biscuits?

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Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson Eat Dog Treats

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson appeared on a German talk show to promote Marley & Me and ended up snacking on dog treats before exiting. Why, you ask?

Well, Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson wagered on whether or not a German woman could tell her dogs apart if she were blindfolded and listened to them lap up their bowls of soup. Jennifer Aniston bet she could do it; Owen Wilson bet that she couldn't.

The stakes were that the loser would have to eat a dog treat. Sure enough, Jennifer Aniston was right, but she was a good sport and decided to have a dog treat with her costar Owen Wilson.

I'm guessing that Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson will think twice before placing a wager next time around. That, or they'll just avoid Germany altogether.

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John Mayer Makes Engagement Ring for Jen Aniston

John Mayer actually wrote on Twitter that he welded an engagement ring for his girlfriend. His girlfriend, I'm assuming, being Jennifer Aniston. But then, we are constantly hearing that Jennifer Aniston gave John Mayer the boot, so why would he Twitter that he plans on proposing? Hmmm, something's amiss.

Anyway, it seems John Mayer gets a kick out of teasing the press when it comes to his relationships but I wouldn't be totally surprised to discover that John Mayer was, indeed, going to ask Jen to marry him and have his babies. I mean, it would be great for his career.

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Jennifer Aniston Rejects Playboy

Wow. Jennifer Aniston, who recently appeared virtually nude on the cover of GQ, has rejected a $4 million offer with a $10 million bonus for high sales to pose nude in Playboy.

I'm guessing that Jennifer Aniston must be bathing in cash to turn such an offer down. But then, perhaps Jennifer Aniston doesn't want to do anything that might make Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie frown at her.

Jennifer Aniston would probably sell a hell of a lot of Playboy magazines, but I'm betting that it's the chicks who'd pick up Playboy more so than guys. For some reason, women are obsessed with Jennifer Aniston.

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John Mayer Inspirational Video

John Mayer has made the mistake of making a video for TMZ in which he gives himself a pep talk. What makes it a mistake is that he's probably still banging Jennifer Aniston and when she gets wind of the fact that he makes a Benjamin Button reference, she's going to be pee-issed.

John Mayer habitually goes to TMZ with some funny stuff but this inspirational video was neither funny nor inspirational; it was essentially John Mayer needing some media attention again and getting it without talking about Jennifer Aniston.

And if they aren't over yet, you can bet that Jennifer Aniston is going to give John Mayer his walking papers yet again.

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Break Up Again

Well, it's no shock to learn that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have called it quits for a second time. Apparently, Jennifer Aniston's lack of enthusiasm for their union is what led to John Mayer's decision to take the exit.

That's right, this time it seems that John Mayer is the one that walked away. And here I was thinking Jennifer Aniston was about to get pregnant with twins and get married. But then, John Mayer must have had a really difficult time holding his tongue about their relationship.

Maybe now, John Mayer will start blogging about the kind of sex he was having with Jennifer Aniston and she'll go back to Oprah to set the record straight once again. Oh yeah. The drama continues...

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Brad Pitt Talks About Jennifer Aniston

Wow, here we go again with Brad Pitt responding to Jennifer Aniston's "uncool" comment through a magazine interview. Brad Pitt spoke to W magazine to clear up what happened at the time of his breakup with Jennifer Aniston and his falling in love with Angelina Jolie.

When asked about Jennifer Aniston's "uncool" comment, Brad Pitt told W:

Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.

When asked about they're admission about falling in love on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith:

What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all

And yes, Brad Pitt admits that he and Jennifer Aniston stay in contact because she was a big part of his life.

And what do you think of the cover picture? Does Brad Pitt look haggard or sexy?

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Jennifer Aniston Beats Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston's Marley & Me kicked Brad Pitt's Curious Case of Benjamin Button ass over the Christmas holidays as Jennifer Aniston's movie came in fist place with $14.6 million.

Brad Pitt's film came in second with $11.8 million and Adam Sandler came in third with Bedtime Stories raking in $10.5 million.

Overall it was a good weekend, and I believe that Brad Pitt's movie will have longevity over Jennifer Aniston's, but at the end of the day, she came in first place and I'm sure that makes her incredibly happy. Who can blame her? She's lost to Brad Pitt in every other way, the least karma could do is give her the box office for one weekend.

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Jennifer Aniston Naked in GQ Magazine

Jennifer Aniston is naked on the cover of GQ and, of course, she continues to discuss Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, John Mayer, and pregnancy - and the two former subjects are really what help to keep Jennifer Aniston relevant.

Anyway, Jennifer Aniston tells GQ that she and Angelina Jolie do not speak; like that question really needed to be asked. And she also refers to John Mayer saying that he's very special to her.

What really gets me is that Jennifer Aniston seems to be getting prettier and sexier with time. I guess all that sex she's having with John Mayer is paying off.

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Jennifer Aniston Does Entertainment Weekly Interview

Jennifer Aniston did a new interview with Entertainment Weekly with the intention of promoting her new movie Marley and Me, but likely getting everyone's attention because of the whole "uncool" fiasco.

Jennifer Aniston revealed that she thought it was uncool of Vogue to turn her interview into a tabloid story. But Jennifer Aniston had to know that anything she said about Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt would be on the forefront of it all.

Nevertheless, Jennifer Aniston gives an endearing interview and throws some serious gems at Entertainment Weekly.

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Jennifer Aniston Does Another Oprah Interview

Jennifer Aniston paid a visit to her BFF Oprah Winfrey recently and the interview is set to come to a TV set near you today. Although Jennifer Aniston was there to promote her upcoming movie Marley and Me with costar Owen Wilson, she ended up discussing Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and, of course, John Mayer.

While Jennifer Aniston had only good things to say about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, she gushed to Oprah that she is indeed dating John Mayer and the two are pretty damn serious.

I'm not certain if she jumped on the couch or not, but I do know that Oprah and Jennifer Aniston are very good friends and that, when Oprah taped an interview with Brad Pitt the week before, there were awkward silences. Perhaps it's because Oprah is biased.

Anyway, Brad Pitt's movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Jennifer Aniston's movie are going head to head this Christmas and it's quite a coincidence that Oprah is promoting both of them.

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Jennifer Aniston Blasts Angelina Jolie

I never thought I'd see the day, but Jennifer Aniston has finally done it; she called out Angelina Jolie for taking Brad Pitt away from her while they were still married!

That's right; Jennifer Aniston tells the December issue of US Vogue, "What Angelina (Jolie) did was very uncool." Could it be? Is it possible that Jennifer Aniston is no longer afraid of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?

But she should definitely be afraid of Brangelina fans because they will hunt her down and do some serious damage. Check out the interview because apparently, Jennifer Aniston is very open and candid about everything, including her being pregnant with twins. Just kidding.

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Jennifer Aniston tell John Mayer to Shut His Trap

Jennifer Aniston made sure to tell John Mayer that he better keep his trap shut this time around. And not only his mouth, he better keep his fingers to himself... at least when it comes to blogging. 

Jennifer Aniston wants to keep their relationship private and intimate rather than constantly sharing every mover they make with TMZ. I'm not sure if John Mayer can handle that, but then, I'm sure he already got all the publicity he needed the first time around. 

Stay tuned for more news on their quintuplet pregnancy and upcoming shotgun wedding.

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Jennifer Aniston Pregnant?

Of course, now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited, guess what? Rumors abound that she's pregnant and plans to show up at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's next movie premiere with baby in hand. Okay, perhaps not the latter part.

So now everyone thinks that John mayer and Jennifer Aniston have rekindled their romance because she's pregnant. God forbid they get together because they had amazing sex and miss that.

So do you really think she's pregnant? I don't. For some reason, I just can't imagine Jennifer Aniston as a maternal figure. She seems more like the weed-smoking, eating pizza at 4 a.m. type.

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