Ernest Borgnine was on Fox News Live on August 14, 2008, and revealed the secret to his very youthful and coherent appearance, despite being 91 years old: he masturbates a lot.
He tried to whisper this little known fact to the host of FOX news - being 91 and all, he probably doesn't realize that the little black thing that they attached to his suit jacket is actually a microphone - and he whispered, "I masturbate a lot."
Needless to say, the other 2 hosts heard it loud and clear, as were the 4 people watching the show, and one of those 4 people plastered it up on YouTube for your viewing pleasure. Even the host saw this coming a mile away - pardon the pun.
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