Tom Cruise's movie Valkyrie looks like it's never going to be released. It was supposed to come out in July 2008, then it was pushed to October 2008, and now it has been moved to February 13, 2009. (dListed)
A mysterious man called George Clooney and told him to break with his girlfriend Sarah Larson. This has Renee Zellweger written all over it. (Celebrity Rumors)
Miley Cyrus needs a lesson in oral hygiene because her tongue is atrocious. (IDLYITW)
Now that Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, her hometown of Bay City, Michigan has decided that she's finally worthy of the key to the city. (ICYDK)
Hugh Hefner celebrates his 82nd birthday and all of his scavengers, uh, I mean girls are around to celebrate. (Gone Hollywood)
Paris Hilton hung out in Montreal over the weekend; no one paid attention. (Drunken Stepfather)
Post Title → Entertainment News - April 8, 2008