Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Poor Jessica Simpson is single again because Tony Romo dumped her ass now that his new season is about to begin. Jessica Simpson is now spending her time on Twitter and trying to land the covers of all the tabloids. Unfortunately, a little thing called Michael Jackson has monopolized the tabloids.

Jessica Simpson is about to gain more weight than we have ever seen before. Unless of course, John Mayer decides to pay her a visit or two now that Tony Romo has given her her 4%.

Hopefully, this won't translate into another awful country album on Jessica Simpson's part. And for her sake, I hope Tony Romo has a terrible season; otherwise it will confirm what everyone has always thought to be true.

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Carrie Underwood Calls Jessica Simpson Fat

In the never-ending war of words, Carrie Underwood has fired back at Jessica Simpson saying that her cover story on People magazine is exactly like the cover she did back when she was dating John Mayer. Carrie Underwood's words, according to a reliable source (aren't they all?), were:

"She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter."

Ooh, them's fightin' words. At the end of the day, this is all really about Tony Romo and the fact that Jessica Simpson is on Carrie Underwood's country music turf; there's only enough room for one blonde. It would be great if the two ended up beating the breasts out of each other on stage at the CMAs on November 12, 2008. I'll keep you posted.

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Jessica Simpson Carrie Underwood Catfight

It seems that because Carrie Underwood recently told Allure magazine that her ex-boyfriend and Jessica Simpson's current boyfriend Tony Romo is just a phone call away and that he still calls her, Jessica Simpson is having a jealous chuckle and insists that it's not true.

"Tony and I both laughed at that," Jessica told a Nashville radio station. “Yeah, we got a chuckle out of it.” Jessica Simpson then said that she "looked at his call log" but then insisted that “I’m kidding! I’m not that girl!” Yeah right!

I'm pretty sure she dropped the kids off at the pool upon reading Carrie Underwood's statement that "The phone will ring and it'll be (Tony), and I'll maybe not answer." Jessica Simpson then ran straight to Tony Romo's phone and went through it like a bargain hunter at a Macy's sale.

So I'm betting that when these two finally run into each other, there's going to be some full on hair pulling, scratching and biting because that's what real country singers are made of.

Oh, and for the record, Jessica Simpson insists that when she wore the "Real Girls Eat Meat" T-shirt, she had no idea that Carrie Underwood was a vegetarian. Mmm, hmm. I believe that.

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Jessica Simpson Pregnant

I was once told that women tend to get jealous when other women close to them get pregnant and, in turn they try their damnedest to get pregnant as well. And because Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and married now, you can bet that Jessica Simpson is feeling somewhat left out and wants another husband and, this time, a baby of her own.

So although it's only speculation at this point, it wouldn't be shocking to discover that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with Tony Romo's baby as we speak and that there will be a shotgun wedding to follow.

Add to all this her failing country music career and her inability to gain any sympathy from the public regarding her failed marriage, getting dumped by John Mayer and becoming the Yoko Ono of Romo's sport, and you have yourself a desperate young woman who needs someone who will love her unconditionally... enter baby. So even though the two are not yet married, Jess is trying as hard as she can to get pregnant.

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Jessica Simpson Strips For Tony Romo

We all know that Jessica Simpson is about as bright as a bag of hammers, so when I heard that she does webcam strip shows for Tony Romo's pleasure, I could only shake my head in wonderment at her stupidity.

It's great that she uses her assets to keep her man happy, bu one would think that she'd know better when it comes to using the Internet as a mode of communication, especially one that involves stripping down and doing sexy time with your boyfriend. Then again, maybe she's not as dumb as we all think and this is her plan... keep the world talking about her by showing off what really makes her famous...

For all she knows, Tony Romo has all his friends standing around in the background, jerking off to her performance. Or maybe he's recording it, waiting until the day she goes running back to John Mayer so that he can get his revenge. Either way, Jessica Simpson an idiot.

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