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Showing posts with label Lady Gaga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lady Gaga. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Lady Gaga Wants A Big D*ck



Lady Gaga makes it very clear what she looks for in a man - a big dick and nothing else. No, seriously, that's what she told an Australian reporter. 

Now, I don't think that Lady Gaga is particularly hot or even talented, but the fact that she managed to pull a Madonna in 2009 is pretty impressive. I mean, nowadays, nothing shocks anyone, but when she outright tells a reporter, "a big dick," I have to admit, I was taken aback.

So Lady Gaga is going to get a helluva lot of big dick offers now that she made her demands known. And all the small dicked men will hate on her. That's the way life goes...

Post Title Lady Gaga Wants A Big D*ck

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Lady Gaga Cellulite



Lady Gaga used to be a stripper; what a treat that must have been considering she has a butt you could literally serve drinks on. And lucky for Lady Gaga, strip joints are nice and dark so the men who are stuffing her G-string with money can't see her cellulite.

I know what you're going to say: If you squeezed your butt cheeks, there'd be so many dimples that every baby on earth would be jealous. But ladies, this is Lady Gaga, who prides herself on never wearing pants. So if she has even the remotest amount of cellulite, LadyThrills.com will bring it your way.

Maybe I can't read her pa-pa-pa-poker face, but I can sure as hell tell what's going on around that ass.

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