Julia Roberts Gets Drunk, Honors Tom Hanks

Julia Roberts is usually known for giving speeches in which she strokes her own ego in a subtle way. Well, all that has changed, my friend.

Julia Roberts gave a speech to honor Tom Hanks at the Film Society of Lincoln Center, and man did Julia Roberts ever make attending a gig like that worthwhile.

Julia Roberts' speech went something like this (and yes, she was hella drunk):

"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. So Tom, everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson], and her tits were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her ass was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f*ck?

"I love the Coen brothers, but the hair Tom [Ladykillers], I didn't even know what the fuck that movie was about! You in the airport with the accent (Terminal)? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same f*cking dress tonight as your publicist! Listen, I've got to get home. But this much we know ... I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you." 

Seriously, I have a new respect for Julia.

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Julia Roberts Tells Off Paparazzi

Julia Roberts, who usually loves her life, went crazy on the paparazzi on Monday January 19, 2009 and, when the paparazzi wouldn't let up, Julia Roberts starting cursing them out and making them look like idiots.

Now while I'm likely no better for actually publishing the very video of it, you gotta admit that Julia Roberts makes some valid points when she tells the paparazzi "aim higher." I've never seen Julia Roberts freak out like that before and I have to say, I kinda like it.

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Angelina Jolie is the Highest Paid Actress

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Angelina Jolie is the highest paid actress in Hollywood. It's no surprise conisdering that everything Angelina Jolie touches turns to pure solid gold.

Angelina Jolie's 2008 movies made $1 billion dollars and she demands upwards of $15 million per picture. You know she needs the money, what with 6 mouths to feed.

Rounding out the Top 5 highest paid actresses are:

2- Julia Roberts

3- Reese Witherspoon

4- Cameron Diaz

5- Katherine Heigl

I know what you're thinking... who the hell is still paying top dollar for Julia Roberts and what the hell is Katherine Heigl doing on this list? Well, as you may have noticed, Julia Roberts isn't exactly starring in hundreds of movies lately and Katherine Heigl really knows how to pick them.

But when all is said and done, Angelina Jolie is number 1, anywhere it counts.

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