Jay Leno did a segment on The Tonight Show where he aired actual 9-1-1 calls from stupid people who should be fined for what they're doing.
The 9-1-1 calls are pretty damn funny, but the best one, by far, is the very last one. So make sure you listen to the last 9-1-1 call because it is definitely worth it.
And for the record, the one with the stupid chick who called 9-1-1 from McDonald's because they didn't have Chicken McNuggets isn't on it.
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