Janet Jackson Cancels Montreal Concert

After learning that boyfriend Jermain Dupri puked all over Janet Jackson during his birthday party last week, I figured it wasn't because he was terribly inebriated but rather that he couldn't control it because he was actually sick.

Turn out I was right, like usual, and now the sickness has spread to Janet Jackson who had to cancel her concert in Montreal on September 29, 2008 and be rushed to the hospital for treatment.

What was stupid about the whole scene was that producers of the show allowed for the stage setup and let al the fans in, leaving them waiting, only to cancel the concert a while later. I mean, it's not as if Janet Jackson's illness was sudden - the idiots knew she was sick.

Hopefully Janet Jackson is feeling better and she'll continue her fan seducing concert in no time.

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Victoria Beckham Heels

Leave it to Victoria Beckham to constantly try out trends that boggle the mind. This time, she's donning the highest heels that are missing - you guessed it - the actual heel. It is bizarre, to say the least.

Luckily, David Beckham is standing next to her to take away some of the weirdness that is Victoria Beckham. The two were at Macy's on Friday September 26, 2008 hawking their new fragrances.

Let's just say I hope that the female population isn't stupid enough to try this Victoria Beckham style out for size. Otherwise, we're bound to have women that look like alien bugs roaming the streets. And that's just not sexy.

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Tina Fey is Sarah Palin on SNL

Tina Fey portrayed Sarah Palin again on September 27, 2008 oon Saturday Night Live, and this time she reenacts the terrible interview that Sarah Palin did with Katie Couric last week, and if you missed it, it was horrendous. It goes to show what an idiot this woman really is.

So Tina Fey has found her calling and it looks like Sarah Palin is here to stay.

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Scarlett Johansson Marries Ryan Reynolds

They did right under our noses: Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson got married this weekend on Saturday September 27, 2008 in Vancouver, Canada, where no one would have noticed, eh?

The couple has been engaged since May 2008 and before that Ryan Reynolds was engaged to Alanis Morrisette and Scarlett Johansson was dating Josh Hartnett. But it looks like Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have found true love in each other this time.

As for wedding pictures of the two in all their glory, I wouldn't hold my breath, The two don't seem very strapped for cash, and Ryan Reynolds doesn't seem like the John Mayer type anyway.

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Heather Locklear Mugshot

Heather Locklear was arrested on Sunday September 28, 2008 for suspicion of driving under the influence of something - not alcohol. If you remember a while back, Heather Locklear entered rehab to deal with her depression and blah blah blah...

Well, it looks like rehab didn't exactly work for Heather Locklear and here she is, all wide eyed and mascara stained, trying her damnedest to look sober for Mr. Policeman. She was released the next morning, mind you, but authorities are waiting the results of some tests they performed.

Hopefully, Heather Locklear cleans up her act and gets back into the game before life starts to get really messy for her.

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Paul Newman Died

Paul Newman died at his home on Friday September 26, 2008, at 83 years old. I know that most of you remember Paul as the old guy in The Color of Money and the guy whose face is on salad dressing bottles, but Paul Newman was a gorgeous specimen in his heyday.

He ultimately lost his battle with cancer, but Paul Newman did have a plentiful career and was also married to the same woman for over 50 years. He earned 10 Oscar awards and has starred in well over 65 movies.

He will be remembered as one of the greats in Hollywood because he never acted out or gave the pappos a reason to delve into his personal life. He truly was a star.

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Entertainment News - September 26, 2008

Jessica Alba is looking as perfect as ever after giving birth to her daughter Honor Marie. (Egotastic)

David Blaine is a full on jackass for treating the public like they're stupid and don't know what "suspended in the air for 3 days" actually means. (Drunken Stepfather)

Shia LeBeouf won't be charged with DUI but might still get his license suspended for his July 27, 2008 accident. (CeleBitchy)

Natalie Portman is single again and men all over the world rejoice. (IDLYITW)

Drew Barrymore may end up dating Shia LeBeouf in a matter of days. (Flawed Hollywood)

Amy Winehouse is looking worse than ever... if that's even possible. (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Letterman Blasts McCain

I'm not a big fan of politics in general, but I do love David Letterman, and on September 24, 2008, he ripped into John McCain for canceling an appearance on his show at the very last minute. Apparently, John McCain had "suspended his campaign" in order to deal with the financial mess that the US is currently in.

But what David Letterman discovered is that, being the liar that he is, John McCain was actually across the street at Katie Couric's studio doing an interview with her. Wow, what an idiot. John McCain really is an old fool and he just did some serious damage. I think we should have him impeached.

Anyway, David Letterman called him on it and, I must say, this is one of the many, many reasons why I love David Letterman.

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Laetitia Casta is Notorious

It has been a very long while since we've heard from or seen beautiful French model Laetitia Casta, but now she's back and looking as divine as ever as the new face of Ralph Lauren's Notorious perfume for women.

With notes of black currant, Italian bergamot, chocolate (yes! chocolate), carnations, patchouli musk, and vanilla, to mention only a few, this lingering scent will leave everyone asking what you're wearing.

So head to your nearest cosmetics counter and get your hands on a sample to test out whether you're as Notorious as you should be.

Cost: 75ml/2.5oz. = $98
50ml/1.7oz. = $78

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Clay Aiken Admits He's Gay in People Magazine

Although anyone with an inkling of a mind already knew that Clay Aiken is as gay as the day is long, it seems that some fans are shocked by the upcoming People magazine cover that brandishes Clay Aiken with his newborn son admitting, finally, that "Yes I'm Gay!"

Some fans are heartbroken and feels like they've been "lied to" and now just don't see Clay Aiken in the same light. But in al honesty, did these girls really imagine that one day he was going to fall in love with them and marry them? I mean, the boy is gay, not a mass murderer. Take a breath, you idiots.

So Clay Aiken is likely going to lose a host of fans, even though he's so gay that he didn't have a kid the traditional way and has yet to be linked to a woman other than his mother.

I have to admit; I think Clay Aiken fans are probably a tad more delusional than Michael Jackson fans.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Breastfeeding Picture

A Wal-Mart employee who spied a picture of "famous" Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding stole said picture and tried selling it to the highest bidder, which would've been fine, and pretty lucrative, had it not been for the pesky fact that Jamie Lynn Spears is all of 17 years old.

That means that the Wal-Mart employee is essentially peddling child pornography and when (s)he gets caught. and you know (s)he will, there's going to be hell to pay.

As well, I imagine that this could all turn out to be pretty lucrative for Jamie Lynn Spears and her jackass of a boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, who brought his memory stick to Wal-Mart in the first place to have the pics developed. They can sue the crap out of Wal-Mart and make a mint.

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Travis Barker, DJ AM Survive Plane Crash

Wow, not only it is a complete shock to hear that Blink-182's Travis Parker and DJ AM were in a plane crash and survived, but it's even freakier that the other four people aboard the plane perished.

The plane was emitting sparks just after take off and on Friday September 19, 2008, and the plane went off the runway and crashed into a nearby road. Travis Barker and DJ AM were listed in critical condition after the plane crash but the two are expected to survive despite some severe burns.

Travis Barker is the former husband of Shanna Moakler and DJ AM was engaged to Nicole Richie once upon a time.

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George Michael Busted for Crack

Oh Lord, it seems George Michael has a thing for bathrooms; this time he got busted for crack possession and it doesn't look like it's going to end well.

45-year-old George Michael was hanging around a popular local London park area called Hampstead Heath and got caught with crack in his possession. The cop let him off with just a warning, which is shocking, but you know that once you go crack, that's about it for your career.

So add to the fact that George Michael is already starting to look like an alien thanks to all that plastic surgery, now he's also a crackhead. Wonderful. Ah, where have the days of "Father Figure" gone?

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Josh Groban Emmy Awards Performance

Personally, Josh Groban reminds me of one of the characters from The Lord of the Rings, but last night's Emmy Awards performance left me with a new respect for Josh Groban... the boy can put on a decent performance.

I usually change the channel when the musical performances come on, but he had me at "The Simpsons" and I was drawn to the entire performance. You gotta hand it to Josh Groban, he really nailed it.

So watch the video clip of Josh Groban at the 60th Emmy Awards and tell me what you think:

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Janet Jackson Seduces Fan

Usually in concerts, singers tend to sing, perhaps dance, and then they go home, but not at a Janet Jackson concert. Oh no, Janet Jackson brings one lucky guy up on stage, simulates oral sex, real sex and even kisses the boy, and makes her male fan cream his pants.

Oh yes, Janet Jackson certainly knows how to put on a concert. And by the looks of this video, this guy is going to be masturbating over this for years and years to come. Pardon the pun.

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Madonna Falls During Concert

It's rare to see Madonna falter in anything she does because, well, she's so damn well versed in yoga that she can balance a cow on her eyebrows. But Madonna has faltered and it was caught on tape.

While gyrating against a guitar in typical Madonna fashion, Madonna got up to hit the climax of her gyration and ended up falling right on her hard as a rock ass in front of a crowd of thousands.

Madonna made the best of her wipeout by continuing to strum the guitar but it was obvious that the wipeout was not part of the act.

Watch this clip of Madonna falling during her concert (it happens at about 50 seconds in):

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Top 10 Celebrity Comebacks

By Bobbi Hunter



Some celebrities tend to fade into oblivion after a few years of fame and while you may wonder where the hell they’ve gone, we usually don’t tend to spend too much time caring.

But then these celebrities make an awesome comeback and we become elated that they’re back and looking better than ever. There are times, however, that we wish the celebrity comebacks had never happened and that said celebrities would crawl back under the rock from whence they came.

But here are 10 celebrity comebacks we can all smile and be very happy about.


Celebrity comebacks #10
John Travolta
After his popularity skyrocketed in Welcome Back, Kotter, Grease and Staying Alive, we thought that John Travolta was here to stay, thanks to his original look and guy next door persona. But then, he faded into oblivion.

He tried to make a comeback in 1989 with Look Who’s Talking alongside Kirstie Alley, but that didn’t really work out for John Travolta so he crawled back into oblivion and stayed there for a few more years.

Then, luckily, a director named Quentin Tarantino decided to cast a long-haired, bloated John Travolta as Vincent Vega in 1994’s Pulp Fiction, and, once again, John Travolta became box office gold. A string of successful movies followed and John Travolta built himself an airport in his backyard.


Celebrity comebacks #9
Take That
The UK boy band Take That, made up of Robbie Williams, Mark Owen, Jason Orange, Howard Donald and Gary Barlow got together in the first half 1990s and were wildly popular; so much so that they garnered direct comparisons to The Beatles.

But then, the Take That egos got too big and the band dismantled in 1996 to the dismay of fans all over Europe. After a full on 10-year hiatus, a 2005 documentary and release of a greatest hits album, the band decided to reunite and head out on tour once again.

The Beautiful World Tour was a sellout hit and Take That was still as popular as ever.


Celebrity comebacks #8
Paula Abdul
In 1988, Paula Abdul released her debut album called Forever Your Girl, and the hit single “Straight Up” shot her fame quotient higher than it had ever been.

But after a string of successful singles, Paula Abdul quickly disappeared after her 1995 album Head Over Heels failed to do well on the Billboard charts.

But in 2002, a little known show called American Idol recruited Paula Abdul as one of its judges, alongside Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson, and, lo and behold, Paula Abdul had, once again, become a household name.


Celebrity comebacks #7
Mariah Carey
Married to Tommy Mottola and looking like an angel, singer Mariah Carey was music gold when her first single “Vision of Love” was released in 1990. The world fell in love with her and she could do no wrong.

But then she divorced Tommy Mottola and swore he kept her prisoner in their home. After some more musical success, Mariah Carey decided to leave Tommy Mottola’s Columbia Records and head off to Virgin Records, by whom she was paid to leave in 2002, following a mental breakdown and paranoid delusions.

After a failed movie career (see Glitter, or, actually, don't) with a failed accompanying soundtrack, Mariah Carey took the necessary time to get her head straight before returning to the music scene in 2005 with The Emancipation of Mimi. And her music career has been great ever since.


Celebrity comebacks #6
Rob Lowe
In the 1980s, Rob Lowe was one of the sexiest men alive and proved it as he starred in hit films like The Outsiders and St. Elmo’s Fire. He was a member of the brat pack, which included Demi Moore, Judd Nelson, Emilio Estevez, and Ally Sheedy.

In 1988, Rob Lowe’s career would take a serious blow after a sex tape showing him having sex with a 16-year-old was released to the public. Although Rob Lowe did not know she was underage, it still hurt him professionally. At the same time, another sex tape had made its way into public hands; this one featured Rob Lowe and another guy having sex with a model.

In 1999, however, Rob Lowe managed to attract a different audience when he was cast on NBC’s The West Wing as Sam Seaborn until 2003, at which point he left the show to pursue other ventures. But it was obvious, Rob Lowe was back. And he proved it once again when he accepted a recurring role as Calista Flockhart’s love interest on ABC’s Brothers & Sisters.


Celebrity comebacks #5
Kylie Minogue
In 1987, Kylie Minogue came to be known as the adorable Australian babe who did a remake of “The Locomotion.” After a couple more hits in the US, Kylie Minogue disappeared, never to be heard from again. Or so we thought.

Kylie Minogue reappeared on this side of the pond, looking deadly sexy in 2001, with a new attitude and a string of new hits, the first of which was “Can’t Get You Out of My Head.” Proving that reinvention is the key to success (as Madonna has done time and time again), Kylie Minogue’s popularity has skyrocketed in the 2000s.


Celebrity comebacks #4
Teri Hatcher
Teri Hatcher was the very adorable Lois Lane on the very popular TV show series Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman in 1993 until 1997. But after that series ended and Teri Hatcher starred as a Bond Girl, something happened to Teri… she stopped looking sexy and started looking old and scrawny.

So in the late ‘90s until the early 2000s, no one went near Teri Hatcher because she just wasn’t a good seller. But in 2004, Teri Hatcher was cast on a show called Desperate Housewives and it rejuvenated her career to the extent that she won a Golden Globe award for her role as Susan Mayer.


Celebrity comebacks #3
Kiefer Sutherland
In the late 1980s, Kiefer Sutherland was an easy box office draw with roles in hot movies like Stand By Me, The Lost Boys and Young Guns, but as the ‘90s came and went, Kiefer Sutherland’s roles got smaller and smaller, and he became more and more insignificant.

Cut to 2001 and Kiefer Sutherland becomes a TV phenomenon in the action-packed TV drama 24 to the delight of ‘80s children everywhere. Jack Bauer and his “dammit!” mantra become water cooler fodder every Tuesday morning and the world knows that Jack Bauer will, indeed, serve the president and keep the world safe… one hour at a time.


Celebrity comebacks #2
Patrick Dempsey
If you asked me how many times I watched Patrick Dempsey playing the geek to chic role in Can’t Buy Me Love, I probably couldn’t tell you, but God knows I loved that movie in 1987. And his string of hits didn’t stop there; I watched Loverboy and Coup de Ville myriad times in the ‘80s as well.

But then, it seemed that Patrick Dempsey couldn’t nail that money role that was going to thrust him into the fame stratosphere, despite the fact that Patrick Dempsey really was a phenomenal actor.

Cut to 2005, and Patrick Dempsey is cast as Dr. Derek Shepherd on the new series Grey’s Anatomy and, instantly, he becomes McDreamy and is the source of many a woman’s fantasy.


Celebrity comebacks #1
Robert Downey Jr.
In 1987, Robert Downey Jr. starred in Less Than Zero as a drug-addicted teenager and his role would be one that would garner him much praise from critics worldwide. And after a handful of other notable movies, including Chaplin, Robert Downey Jr.’s life took a turn for the worse.

Between 1996 and 2001, Robert Downey Jr. was arrested numerous times for drug use and spent much of his time in and out of jail and rehab facilities.

But then in 2008, Robert Downey Jr. was cast as Iron Man in the movie of the same name and the world took notice of a great-looking Downey Jr. who was looking fit and trim, and very clean. Add to that his role as an Australian man playing a black man in Tropic Thunder and you can bet that Robert Downey Jr. has made a wicked comeback.

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Miley Cyrus Dating Justin Gaston

Miley Cyrus, 15, is apparently dating 20-year-old model Justin Gaston. And while everyone is up in arms because he's an adult and she's not, the fact of the matter is that Miley Cyrus is simply not your average 15-year-old.

Miley Cyrus and the absolutely crazy sexy Justin Gaston met in June and have been checking out each other's underwear since. Of course, we're only finding out about this now because, well, because of the reaction people have to Miley Cyrus doing anything that's even remotely adult.

Of course, Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston's people insist that the 2 are only friends, but come on... I think we all know that Juistin Gaston is giving it to Miley Cyrus.

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Alicia Keys Dating Married Man

Why is it that celebrities tend to hunt down the unavailble men? This time it's Alicia Keys who's being accused of seducing married music executive Swizz Beatz (yeah, I'm sure that's his real name) away from his wife Mashonda and his son.

Apparently, Swizz Beatz and his wife were already separated by the time Alicia Keys came knocking, but his wife is hella pissed because she was under the impression that they were trying to work things out.

There really is no competition here; it's easy for a married man to get seduced away by a celebrity due to the fantasy factor, the lifestyle and the fact that someone like Alicia Keys wants you.

So Mashonda should get on with it and face the fact that Alicia Keys is going to win this battle and that her marriage is, indeed, over.

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Megan Fox Had A Lesbian Relationship

In what could only be called an effort to capitalize on her GQ cover and promote herself as the sex kitten we've all come to know and love, Megan Fox admits that she once had a relationship with a Russian stripper.

Yes, men worldwide will be spending a lot more time thinking about Megan Fox and her stripper friend Nikita getting wet and wild together. But Megan Fox doesn't stop there; she goes on to tell GQ that she believes that everyone has the ability to fall for someone of either sex (which I agree with) and that she would love to get nasty with Olivia Wilde or Jenna Jameson, the latter of which is just disgusting.

Megan Fox's exact quote was: "I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but... oh boy." A bizarre statement, at best.

So if Megan Fox intended to cement herself as a sex symbol in Hollywood, she just nailed it. Good job, Megan Fox, now you can bet that you'll only be landing roles with names like Hot Girl #2 and Stripper By The Bar.

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MTV TRL Canceled

It was inevitable considering MTV has had a problem with music videos for about 10 years now, and so MTV is canceling TRL; the one show that actually aired videos for the last 10 years.

It seems that MTV is repulsed by actual music and would much rather air more important things like The Hills and The Real World. Unfortunately, the network's name (Music Television) has become quite the misnomer, especially now that MTV is canceling TRL.

So the last episode of TRL will air in November 2008 with a 2-hour goodbye show. Of course, don't expect to see Mariah Carey walk in out of nowhere and have a bizarre meltdown like she did in 2001. Aw, good times.

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Lindsay Lohan Hits Paparazzi

First, Kanye West bashed a paparazzi's camera, then Nicole Richie did the same to a fan, and now Lindsay Lohan hit a paparazzi while talking on her mobile phone on her way into The Bowery Hotel in New York City.

Although it's grainy and you would never be able to tell, you can hear Lindsay Lohan saying to whomever she's on the phone with, "Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi." After all the times they've hounded (or rather, she's called on them to hound her), it was inevitable that Lindsay Lohan would, at some point, hit a pappo right where it hurts.

The funniest part of the TMZ footage is that some guy yells out to Lindsay Lohan, "They got that on camera, bitch!" The police came but Lindsay Lohan was not charged with anything.

Click here to see the video of Lindsay Lohan hitting the paparazzi:

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Matt Damon's Impression of Matthew McConaughey

I know this old but you have to check out Matt Damon doing a phenomenal impression of Matthew McConaughey - it is freakin' hilarious!

I always knew that Matt Damon was a phenomenal actor, but I did not know for one second that he could do such great impressions - especially of fellow actor Matthew McConaughey!

So check out this video of Matt Damon on The Late Show With David Letterman

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Jennifer Lopez Completes Triathlon

While Michael Phelps was out breaking world records and winning gold medals, a little known diva by the name of Jennifer Lopez was training hard for a triathlon and thought that she was the more important than all that 2008 Beijing Olympics jazz.

Miss Jennifer Lopez even wriggled her way out of a commitment to show up on Heidi Klum's Project Runway by feigning a foot injury... but then the following week managed to complete her triathlon in 2 hours. That's quite a recovery, Jennifer Lopez.

And I'll be the first to admit that after having twins, Jennifer Lopez is quite the woman to take on such an incredible feat that includes swimming a half mile, biking 18 miles and running 4 miles. So hats off to you, Jennifer Lopez, you have proven yourself to be a stronger woman than I gave you credit for.

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Michael Phelps' Saturday Night Live Skits

Well, I'm not sure if you caught Michael Phelps' comedic and acting debut, but if you ask me it was quite lackluster and watching Michael Phelps reading from cue cards for 90 minutes wasn't exactly thrilling.

They really played the whole 8 gold medal thing ad nauseum, which I'm guessing is fitting since that's the only reason he made it onto Saturday Night Live in the first place.

Michael Phelps should stick to his day job and avoid any unnecessary attempts at comedy. Although the Michael Phelps diet does sound pretty irresistible...

Watch a video clip of Michael Phelps on Saturday Night Live:

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Tina Fey Is Sarah Palin on SNL

We all knew it was coming and here it is: Tina Fey knocked it out of the ballpark on Saturday September 13, 2008 with her rendition of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. Tina Fey looked exactly like Sarah Palin and she had her accent down pat.

It was great to see Amy Poehler and Tina Fey as Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin; we were all hoping it would happen and boy did these ladies ever deliver. I just hope that Tina Fey does Sarah Palin more often. It was magnificent!

Watch the video of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live:

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Justin Timberlake Postpones Marrying Jessica Biel

If you didn't know it already, then I'll tell you again; Justin Timberlake is a mama's boy and whatever his mom says goes. And his mom is telling Justin Timberlake not to marry Jessica Biel.

Being the good boy that Justin Timberlake is, he listened and has postponed his wedding to Jessica Biel. There's a good chance he just doesn't want to get married and was happy to hear his mom Lynn give him some bullsh*t excuse like "my pschic told me you shouldn't marry Jessica Biel" in order for him to call the whole thing off.

So will Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel ever get married? No one really knows. Heck, I didn't even know the two were engaged, let alone planning a wedding. She's 26 and he's 27 years old, so I think that they have plenty of time to decide whether they should walk down the aisle of out of each other's lives.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck To Be Fired From The View?

It seems that Elisabeth Hasselbeck may have to start looking for a new line of work after a heated debate over Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin on The View.

It got to the point where Barbara Walters had to tell Elisabeth Hasselbeck to "calm down" and then chewed her out after they cut to commercial.

This is not the first time Elisabeth Hasselbeck has lost her cool and you can bet it won't be the last. This chick tends to use whichever argument suits her at the time in order to prove her point, because you know that if it was a Dem who had an unwed teenage mother for a child, Elisabeth Hasselbeck would plant her into the ground.

So I'm guessing that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is gonna go ba-bye and get fired any day now and they'll replace her with another Republican who's perhaps a little older and more composed. Let's say the always lovely Ann Coulter for argument's sake.

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Antonio Sabato Jr To Do VH1 Reality Dating Show

I always wondered why Antonio Sabato Jr., who I have deemed gorgeous and sexy beyond all others, never really made a mark in Hollywood; not even a tiny dent or fender bender. But then I saw him in a couple of interviews and such and it all started to make sense.

Antonio Sabato Jr. has the personality of dead squirrel and although most any of us would jump his bones in a heartbeat, we would probably want him to keep his mouth shut amid the duration of the sex and thereafter.

Anyway, Antonio Sabato Jr. is now 36 years old and believes that he is ready to settle down with the right woman. So what did he do? He hooked up with VH1 for a dating reality show in which contestants will be thrust into a soap opera like game to win his affections.

Competitions include reenacting love scenes (ooh tough) and pretending they're pregnant to marry him. So while I still enjoy staring at Antonio Sabato Jr. immensely, I'm not sure how I'd feel about hearing him speak for about an hour. We'll see.

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Kanye West Arrested

It was inevitable; Kanye West has been arrested and it's not because his gargantuan ego is a crime in and of itself - although it is. He got arrested at LAX airport for smashing a photographer's camera to the ground.

Who's camera was it? You guessed it; it belonged to a member of the TMZ crew. And you know they must've said something like "You didn't deserve to win a Grammy or an MTV award for the matter," which got Kanye West's goat and forced him to lunge at the dude, which led to his arrest.

So now Kanye West is in jail and you know he's going to bust a rhyme about this, then blog about it, then make a video discussing it, then make a video reenacting it, and so on and so forth...

Here's the video of Kanye West breaking the camera:

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Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jessica Simpson Cellulite

To be quite honest, I never thought I'd see the day when I would get to spot even a touch of cellulite on Jessica Simpson's body. But it seems that day came when her performance on Good Morning America was met with a gust of wind that blew her skirt up and revealed some cellulite for us to feast our eyes on.

Now mind you, if that was all the cellulite I had, I would thank the gods and wander around in a bikini all day long, but nevertheless, the fact that Jessica Simpson is not perfect and that her Daisy Duke role was enhanced with plenty of cellulite treatments and a crazy diet and exercise regime makes me very, very happy.

So yes, even Jessica Simpson is plagued by cellulite so rip off your close, squeeze your butt cheeks together and take comfort in the fact that cellulite is a fact of life for almost all of us.

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Jennifer Aniston Dating Gerard Butler

After seeing 300, I thought that there was nothing hotter than Gerard Butler, and it seems that Jennifer Aniston couldn't agree more. John Mayer's jizz still hasn't been wiped off her stomach and she has already moved onto another man.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler met up at the Toronto Film Festival and have been an item since meeting. I actually saw an impromptu interview with him last night and I have to say, the guy is quite the goofball. Gerard Butler is not at all the sexy, debonair man I would've imgined him to be.

Nevertheless, it seems that Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are hooking up now and it sounds like a relationship that may possibly flourish. Unless, of course, he's just a media hungry hound who thrives on posts by TMZ of his love affairs.

Stay tuned.

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Joshua Jackson Reunites With Katie Holmes

In an effort to get to the root of what's got Katie Holmes so depressed (I'll give you one guess), Joshua Jackson (yes, Pacey from Dawson's Creek), Katie Holme's ex-boyfriend and co-star, paid her a visit with some flowers.

Joshua Jackson was worried about Katie Holmes seeing that she was down all the time and hasn't been spending any quality time with the old crew since hooking up with Tom Cruise and having Suri.

Katie Holmes gave him a big old hug and the two had sex right there on the street for everyone to see. Take that, Scientology! Just kidding, but that would've made a great story had I had the pictures to prove it.

Nevertheless, the two hung out and shot the breeze and you know that Tom Cruise is going to ramp up the drugs and hypnotism sessions to ensure that this never happens again. For all we know, Joshua Jackson, the star of the new X-Files-like show called Fringe, might meet with an unfortunate accident. Stay tuned.

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Shirtless Celeb Of The Day - Brody Jenner

To be quite honest, I have never watched an episode of The Hills because, well, I just can't take that kind of stupidity nor can I stomach the fact that viewers are expected to believe that that crap is "reality."

Nevertheless, I do watch television and I have spotted Brody Jenner in TV commercials and I have to admit, Brody Jenner is quite the looker. So I looked him up and discovered that indeed he is hot, and even hotter when shirtless.

Brody Jenner may not a genius and he may even be too rich for his own good, but at the end of the day, when women get to see Brody Jenner frolicking on the beach with his tattoos hanging out, we all let out a sigh and hope that his shorts somehow find their way off as well. So here's to Brody Jenner...

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Jessica Alba Baby Pictures

Everyone blasts Jessica Alba for never smiling at the camera and now, it seems, her baby girl Honor has followed in her mother's footsteps and deplores the pappos as well.

While I can understand that most any person wouldn't be too keen on having hundreds of photogs in their face snapping away wildly, giving them no space to move, this is the life that Jessica Alba has chosen, and so long as the pappos aren't climbing their fences to get to their houses, public places are fair game.

So while I wish that beuatiful Jessica Alba would crack a smile every once in a while, I really get that she's never happy when the photogs come around. And now her daughter Honor is going to hate them as well.

Meanwhile, check out pictures of Jessica Alba's beautiful baby girl Honor.

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