Sophie Monk and Adam Levine are Dating

Hot new couple alert! Sophie Monk and Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine are dating. Sophie Monk has been spotted all over Los Angeles with Adam Levine, especially at hot celebrity hangout, Chateau Marmont.

Sophie Monk is a model who was engaged to Benji Madden at the beginning of this year and Adam Levine, well, he essentially bangs any woman who comes within a 5 mile radius. And hey, who could blame him? It seems that all the hottest chicks tend to gravitate toward this skinny yet sexy fella.

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Victoria Beckham is Armani's New Underwear Model

Giorgio Armani, in an effort to kep it all in the family, has selected Victoria Beckham to model his underwear and intimate apparel line for women. Victoria Beckham? In underwear? Seriously, is this guy trying to bring back the Kate Moss era?

Victoria Beckham doesn't exactly conjure up images of sex or sexuality to be quite honest; she all bones and bubble breasts; she doesn't really offer very much otherwise. Except for her husband David Beckham, who I would be more than happy to take off her hands.

So you'll be seeing Victoria Beckham in Giorgio Armani ads in the spring and summer of 2009, so prepare yourself for skeletor in lingerie.

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Britney Spears to Host Saturday Night Live on November 22

Rumors abound that Britney Spears is set to host Saturday Night Live on November 22, 2008, which would probably keep Saturday Night Live at the top of its game in the way of ratings. And no, I don't think will only tune in to see if Britney Spears shaves her head again, but they will tune in to see if she makes fun of her "crazy" phase.

Now that Britney Spears' dad is in control, it seems that she has decided to give normal another try. And the world has opened its arms to embrace Britney Spears once again, which is wonderful.

Can she act? Hell no, and Saturday Night Live likely won't try to persuade you that Britney Spears can, but the show will definitely make light of her tumultuous past, no doubt. Will you tune in on November 22?

Here's a clip of the last time she hosted:

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Celebrities Make a Political PSA

This is one of the best PSAs for getting out there to vote on November 4, 2008, and it includes just about every celebrity you could think of.

Will Smith, Harrison Ford, Ben Stiller, Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Snoop Dogg, Scarlett Johansson, Justin Timberlake, Sacha Baron Cohen, Zac Braff, Shia LaBeouf, Neil Patrick Harris, Tobey Maguire, Orlando Bloom, Ryan Reynolds, Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, and more take part in this ad, and it's awesome.

So watch this video and hey, make sure you don't vote on November 4th. And hey, what you do inside the voting booth is a secret, Borat likes to make a hand relief. Niiiiiiice!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

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Tom Cruise Roasts Matt Lauer

Yes, perhaps I missed the boat on the Matt Lauer roast, but I think it's great that Tom Cruise is doing his best to seem normal.

And he's actually pretty comical; Tom Cruise manages to make fun of Matt Lauer in a great way because, as you may remember, Tom Cruise went off on Matt Lauer during an interview a few years ago.

Tom Cruise may be on the way up again, but then again, he's bound to do something stupid to mess up this positive press.

The best part of the roast? When Tom Cruise goes to walk off stage, Matt Lauer says, "Come on Tom, stick around, we can get you a booster seat."

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Jonas Brothers to Star in Walter the Farting Dog

The 3 virgins, otherwise known as The Jonas Brothers, are set to star in a big screen adaptation of the children's book Walter the Farting Dog. Now I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be too keen on my first film role if the word "farting" were a key word in the title.

Nevertheless, anything The Jonas Brothers touch turns to gold so I'm pretty sure it'll be number 1 at the box ofice for a few months either way. The Jonas Brothers will easily make this a success with the help of director brothers Bobby and Peter Farrelly, so stay tuned because next year, The Jonas Brothers are going to rock your world... and get their dog to fart on it.

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Joaquin Phoenix Quits Acting

It's a terrible loss to discover that Joaquin Phoenix has quit acting to pursue a career in music. I know that Joaquin Phoenix wouldn't be the first actor to say he's quitting acting only to resurface in another movie, all thanks to the almighty dollar, but hey, he at least plans to quit.

It's unfortunate because Joaquin Phoenix is a fantastic actor and I would prefer to see him in a movie that I would to see him on stage, but hey, I may be alone on that front.

Nevertheless, take it in while you can because you won't be seeing Joaquin Phoenix starring in gems like Walk the Line or Gladiator anymore.

Is he drunk? You decide.

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Beyonce is Sasha Fierce

No seriously. Beyonce wants to be known as Sasha Fierce for her new album of the same title that is due out on November 18, 2008. Apparently, Sasha Fierce is her alter ego and takes over on stage turning her into this wicked performer who is just outspoken and crazy. Oh, shut up.

Yeah, so Beyonce wants everyone to think of her as Sasha Fierce, which really sounds like a drag queen name to be quite honest and does nothing for her image but make her sound incredibly stupid. But then, sometimes stupid needs to come out and play, too.

So Beyonce is Sasha Fierce. Hey, it all worked out well for Garth Brooks when he became Chris Gaines and for Diddy who became Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, and so on and so forth.

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Carrie Underwood is Dating Travis Stork

Carrie Underwood has already been linked to Tony Romo and Chace Crawford, but it seems that ex-The Bachelor and doctor Travis Stork, the host of The Doctors, is the one who has got a hold of Carrie Underwood's heart.

I'm not sure if you remember Travis Stork, but he's the one from the Paris episodes, who went on a date with a chick who stuck an orange rind in her mouth, thinking it would be funny, but then got the heave-ho.

Yeah, so Travis Stork has been spotted backstage at Carrie Underwood's concerts, and although I originally thought he was just another groupie, turns out that Carrie Underwood is going to be carving her name into his leather seats.

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Jennifer Hudson's Mother, Brother Murdered

Jennifer Hudson's mother Darnell Donnerson and 29-year-old brother Jason Donnerson were found murdered on October 24, 2008 at 3 p.m. in their Chicago home by a cousin of the family.

Jennifer Hudson's 7-year-old nephew Julian King is missing and an Amber alert has been issued in an effort to find him. The reason for the murders is not clear but police took William Balfour into custody. William Balfour already plead guilty in 1999 to attempted murder and behicular hijacking.

Jennifer Hudson rushed to Chicago from Florida as soon as she could. There's no doubt she's devastated to discover that her brother was shot dead in the chest and her mother shot in the head.

Jennifer Hudson lost her father when she was only a teenager and now she lost the rest of her family. Our thoughts and prayers are with her through this incredibly difficult time.

UPDATE: The body of Jennifer Hudson's 7-year-old nephew was found in a 1994 white Chevy Suburban. This is really sad news and we were all hoping it wouldn't end this way.

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Jennifer Aniston tell John Mayer to Shut His Trap

Jennifer Aniston made sure to tell John Mayer that he better keep his trap shut this time around. And not only his mouth, he better keep his fingers to himself... at least when it comes to blogging. 

Jennifer Aniston wants to keep their relationship private and intimate rather than constantly sharing every mover they make with TMZ. I'm not sure if John Mayer can handle that, but then, I'm sure he already got all the publicity he needed the first time around. 

Stay tuned for more news on their quintuplet pregnancy and upcoming shotgun wedding.

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Will Ferrell is George Bush on SNL

Will Ferrell has made a comeback on SNL as George Bush because you know he does the best Dubya on earth. And, of course, Tina Fey returned as Sarah Palin, so it was fun all around.

As the alum returned to portray two of the most intelligent political stars in American history, save for Dan Quayle, it was hilarity all around as Tina Fey's Sarah Palin and Will Ferrell's George Bush get down and dirty. No, not that way, perv.

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Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Justin Gaston

Miley Cyrus has landed the big one in Justin Gaston. Sure Justin Gaston is likely immature and has his drunken stupidity moments, but all that really matters is that Justin Gaston has a great set of abs and looks awesome in underwear. Even briefs.

Justin Gaston is smart enough to date one of the most famous girls in the world... this will help get the Justin Gaston name out there. Think of him as the new Sarah Larson.

Needless to say, Justin Gaston has already won me over with his cool hair, perfect body and guitar, which he wears slung over his shoulder every now and then. Ay, ay, ay.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck's McCain Shirt Gets Heat

So Elisabeth Hasselbeck has opted to voice her Republican beliefs by creating T-shirts that promote John McCain and she wore it on an episode of The View. Joy Behar called her on it and Elisabeth Hasselbeck fired back that Joy Behar always promotes her politically charged comedy routines on the show, so there.

Well, as you can imagine, that didn't fare well with Joy Behar and I'm certain she kicked the crap out of her backstage, but all that really matters is that Elisabeth Hasselbeck designed that T-shirt herself.

I mean, you gotta give credit where credit is due. Now let's get Barack to business.

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George Clooney Dating Krista Allen Again

Well, after the fiasco that was Sarah Larson, George Clooney has opted to jump back into bed with Krista Allen for the thrid time. He used to always run back to Lisa Snowdon when he was on the rebound, but it seems that Krista Allen has suddenly taken her place.

Krista Allen and George Clooney were hot and heavy between 2002 and 2004 but she broke things off when George Clooney told her that he would never marry her or anyone else for that matter.

But Krista Allen and George Clooney seem to have a soft spot for each other. That, and, well, they're both pretty hot and must engage in some crazy sex.

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Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding Pictures

Brad Pitt took intimate pictures of his woman Angelina Jolie for W magazine and she's shown on the cover breastfeeding one of the twins, and it looks like she just woke up in the morning.

The picture is beautiful and, I don't know about you but I'm definitely going to dish on this issue because I am borderline obsessed with this family. Me, and Jennifer Aniston.

Angelina Jolie looks stunning on the cover of W and I can just imagine how Brad Pitt must have felt taking all these gorgeous images of his girl and their kids.

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50 Cent's The Money and The Power on MTV

Looks like even 50 Cent has jumped on the reality show bandwagon and wants to cash in. Go, go, go...

50 Cent plans to do a reality show called The Money and The Power on MTV starting November 6, 2008, and the show is essentially like The Apprentice, except that, instead of "You're Fired," 50 Cent will tell those dismissed to "Get the f*ck outta here."

It looks like it could be interesting as 50 Cent pits books smarts against street smarts. Unfotunately, it seems like all 14 contestants are about ready to go gangsta on each other. Waving their fingers in the air and talking like they're trying out for an ebonics competition.

My favorite part of the trailer is when he tells one girl that she's a "poor man's Lil' Kim." I mean, come on, Lil' Kim is a poor man's Lil' Kim.

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Guy Ritchie Dating Kelly Reilly

Well, first we discover that Madonna is boffing Alex Rodriguez like there's no tomorrow, and now we discover that Guy Ritchie isn't exactly crying into a pint of Haagen Dazs. It seems Guy Ritchie is dating Kelly Reilly, an actress he's directing in his upcomign flick Sherlock Holmes, which also stars Robert Downey Jr.

Kelly Reilly is only 31, which is a far cry from 50-year-old Madonna. Also, it looks like she doesn't work out 4 hours a day and perhaps might eat a steak or two every now and then.

Perhaps Guy Ritchie might finally be able to have sex with a woman where he's the dom. It looks like Kelly Reilly might let him take the bull by the horns.

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Miley Cyrus Hacker Josh Holly Busted

Remember all those half-naked pictures of Miley Cyrus that kept popping up online by some notorious hacker whose life mission it was to make Miley Cyrus pay for being such a good girl in the eyes of the public?

Well, his name is Josh Holly and he's been busted. Apparently, the police raided 19-year-old Josh Holly's Tennessee home and seized his computer equipment after learning that he was bragging to friends about posting up images of Miley Cyrus in her underwear online by hacking into her phone and private online accounts.

Obviously, Josh Holly is a stalker of sorts and what's sad about this is that he is talented. Unfortunately, he's using his talent to do stupid things. Hopefully, Miley Cyrus will also wise up and stop taking pictures of herself in her underwear. Stay tuned for her sex tape in a couple of months.  

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Will Smith is Gay

I've always thought there was something eerily gay about Will Smith, especially considering he married butch Jada Pinkett. And now that he's hanging out with Tom Cruise on a regular basis and is a Scientologist... well, that could only mean that he's as gay as the day is long.

Well now a Hollywood Madam, Madame X, who assured Will Smith that her discretion is tops, insists that Will Smith was a regular client of hers and he always wanted to get packed by a man. He never wanted the ladies, oh no, it was the hairy guy with the abs for him.

And we all know that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett have an open relationship, so I'm sure she knows all about his raging homo ways. Hell, I'm sure she gets it on with women on a regular basis anyway. It's just one huge gay fest over at the Smiths.

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Family Guy Tries Out McCain Palin Nazi Joke

So Family Guy is getting some heat once again... this time Family Guy's Stewie, Brian (the dog) and the Jewish guy go back in time to Nazi Germany and steal the uniforms of three unsuspecting guards.

When Stewie sees something on the neck of his uniform, the camera goes in closer to see a "McCain / Palin" buton. Of course, Republicans are crapping their pants over this because, well, you know how influential Stewie and his dog can be.

And so the story goes that, although this will have no affect on voters whatsoever, republicans will do their damnedest to make sure this makes the mainstream news, further thrusting Family Guy into greater popularity and proving, once again, that Stewie should've run for President in the first place.

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Gisele Bundchen Tom Brady Marriage

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are set to marry and she's to become his son John Brady's new stepmom. Aww, isn't that sweet?

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have been dating for a couple of years now so he knows that if he doesn't get her to the altar quickly, she'll give him the heave ho like she did to Leo DiCaprio.

So Gisele Bundchen managed to snag her man and make sure he spent the season with her rather than earning his keep on the field. I'm telling you, she made him fake that injury so they can plan their nuptials without his pesky career schedule getting in the way.

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Jennifer Aniston Pregnant?

Of course, now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited, guess what? Rumors abound that she's pregnant and plans to show up at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's next movie premiere with baby in hand. Okay, perhaps not the latter part.

So now everyone thinks that John mayer and Jennifer Aniston have rekindled their romance because she's pregnant. God forbid they get together because they had amazing sex and miss that.

So do you really think she's pregnant? I don't. For some reason, I just can't imagine Jennifer Aniston as a maternal figure. She seems more like the weed-smoking, eating pizza at 4 a.m. type.

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Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Tara Reid Cellulite

We all know that Tara Reid is a trainwreck, but it seems that her partying ways have aged her immensely in the last little while. I guess a life of partying really does catch up with you quickly.

We're al well aware of Tara Reid's botched breast and liposuction job, but did you also know that she has more cellulite than you could shake a stick at?

I know, it's not as comforting as hearing that, say, Angelina Jolie was riddled with cellulite, but nevertheless, I'll take it and run with it and you should do the same. I mean, Tara Reid is a quasi-celebrity and you could have her at your front doorstep for only a couple of grand from what I hear.

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Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Jason Momoa

Jason Momoa is a Hawaiian born actor who has currently impregnated Lisa Bonet for the second time. He is quite hot, both with and without dreadlocks. 

You may remember him from Baywatch, North Shore or Stargate Atlantis, but at the end of the day, all that really matters is that Jason Momoa is hot and shirtless. 

Remember that name ladies: Jason Momoa. Because you will definitely want mo and moa.

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Mark Wahlberg Visits Andy Samberg

Mark Wahlberg was true to his promise to pay Andy Samberg a visit on SNL after he did a "terrible" impression of him. But Mark Wahlberg came through for me and was a great sport about it.

Andy Samberg runs off in fear but at the end of the day I'm so happy that Mark Wahlberg played it cool. 

I have to say, SNL is nailing it this season.

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Sarah Palin on SNL

Sarah Palin finally made an appearance on SNL and you know what that means... Americans are going to fall deeper in love with her and vote for her and John McCain simply because she was able to laugh at herself.

So Alec Baldwin confuses Tina Fey and Sarah Palin, which really isn't hard to do, and SNL's ratings are up by 161% since last year and you know that Sarah Palin should be getting a cut of the profits.

Sarah Palin showed herself to be a good sport about the whole thing but at the end of the day, she's still a moron.

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Mark Wahlberg and Andy Samberg to Fight

Mark Wahlberg is playing the poor sport and tells Jimmy Kimmel that he plans on cracking the big f*cking nose off of Andy Samberg because of an impersonation he did of him.

I don't know why Mark Wahlberg is all up in arms about it and refuses to have a sense of humor. Andy Samberg was doing a skit... that's his job, to make fun of people. It would be great of Mark Wahlberg could just show some gratitude that SNL even cares enough about him to do a skit that centers on Mark Wahlberg.

Instead of making some tough guy statement like he plans to punch him out, perhaps Mark Wahlberg should just chill out and hang out with the Funky Bunch for a while in his Calvins.

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Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Britney Spears Hairy Armpits

Now that Britney Spears has the number one song on Billborad's Hot 100 with "Womanizer", you'd think she'd manage to keep up appearances. But no, Britney Spears had to go and raise her arms when she knows that her hairy pits lie under there.

And so perhaps this is the beginning of another fiasco, or maybe she just forgot to shave her pits. Hopefully, it's the latter.

So worry not, if you have to leave home without shaving your legs or pits, you're not alone... even the richest of us [read: Britney Spears] forget as well.

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Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Lindsay Lohan White Feet

In her bid to keep up her orange appearance, Lindsay Lohan makes sure to get that spray tan on a consistent basis. Unfortunately, Lindsay Lohan forgot to spray her feet with the tanning solution and showed up at an event looking like an idiot. But then, that doesn't take much.

Lindsay Lohan looks glowingly beautiful from the ankles up, but thanks to the black heels she's wearing, her white feet are only accentuated and prove that she's none too bright and probably thought that "no one will notice".

Yeah, well, we noticed.

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Tea Leoni and David Duchovny to Divorce

Well, after his sex addiction admission and stint in rehab, Tea Leoni and David Duchovny are still going ahead with a divorce. Shocking.

Actually, what may be shocking is that Tea Leoni has been having flirting session, if not more, with none other than Billy Bob Thornton. You may remember him as the man who helped transition Angelina Jolie from a sexual vixen into a loving mom.

Anyway, David Duchovny is taking a dump on himself after discovering that Tea Leoni has moved on. Of course, the fact that he was sticking his penis into everything but the kitchen sink doesn't count because, he had an "addiction."

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Tooth Whitening Listerine Dissolving Strips

Have you ever tried whitening your teeth at home? It's usually a very time restricting endeavor. So I was excited to try a self-dissolving strip by Listerine that promises to white teeth without any harsh abrasives or annoying tooth sensitivity.

So I tried out these Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolving Strips because they were sent to me for free, not because I actively went out and bought them, and they live up to their end of the bargain for the most part. They're easy to apply, and don't come with any gel or bulky trays. The instruction were easy to follow. And there's nothing to remove when the Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolving Strips are finished doing their thing.

And, most importantly, they do make a noticeable difference in the whiteness of the teeth. You can even carry on a conversation with the Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolving Strips on and no one will notice.

They don't taste bad and your mouth will feel so clean once your done. However, unlike what the Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolving Strips advertise, you do have to brush and rinse after using the Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolving Strips. Or, at the very least, rinse.

Overall, the Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolving Strips are great and I would recommend them to anyone who wants to whiten their teeth. If you have incredibly sensitive teeth to begin with though, I wouldn't recommend the Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolving Strips, or any whitening agent for that matter.

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Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Madonna Mustache

Yes it seems that Madonna is making headlines for all the wrong reasons of late. Now Madonna's face, or better yet her mustache, have been put on display for assessment.

So what's up with the stubble, Madonna? Are you taking too much testosterone? Did you get menopause? Is facial hair a side effect of your strict diet?

Whatever the case, it's nasty and one would think that Madonna could easily afford laser hair removal. Perhaps she just missed her appointment, what with her tour and divorce and all.

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